Pineapples dont need to know how to eat souls when they can crush them. :P Pineapples have super science which defeats magic and makes space railguns and diseases to kill bananas. :P
1. When you crush souls they cannot be used. But when you eat them you can use them. 2.Bananas like myself can't be killed unlike pineapples. If they do, they can come back at anytime they want unlike pineapples.
then jump off a cliff and into a pool of lava laced with radiation. [quote]then stick a double barrel down your throat and shoot yourself.
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Why did you quote that?
Anyways, shoot your self in the head 1,000 times without dieing.