then you must rip the tail of a mongoose off with chopsticks, while balancing a cow giving birth on your back, after that, you shall run to Tokyo with 46.8 seconds on the clock, you will be starting in Australia. You dont get a boat. Then, you eat some mac and cheez. THATS BEEN POISONED BY THE GOD OF POISONOUS THINGS: Harry, my pet toupe.
after that you must find a way to travel back in time to every major war, known or unknown. you must then fight and survive fro start to end in each one, in chronological sequence. after each one you must build a new time machine as a noob gobbles up all your old ones.
And that makes me mad because I am the banana king and my contract that you signed never said that you can beat people down with bananas. Prepare to die...
What is the alliance of said baby and chuck norris?
Anyways, now that you have killed me, I come back to life because you killed me and that is breaking the contract that you signed. Now you are dead because the sentence I just wrote kills who ever reads it. The only way to not die is to not read it. I guess that counts as a challenge.
@gtfawjkjg: the baby you trained in martial arts and chuck norris joined forces to kill you.
I never trained any baby to do anything. And I don't die because I choose not to.
Join with Pineapple King and bananas cant hurt you. To join you must post "this" to 5,937,964,938 people's abouts.
Pineapples aren't immune to anything and they can't even cast magical spells to make them immune to bananas. But bananas, they are filled with pure energy, allowing them much magical power. But to know how to use it, one must become a banana, not be born a banana. It's the ability to eat a non-living object's soul. Something pineapples can't do.
Pineapples dont need to know how to eat souls when they can crush them. :P Pineapples have super science which defeats magic and makes space railguns and diseases to kill bananas. :P
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