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ApplePieLikeWOWOWOWW
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Hey guys, whats up. I don't know about you but I am pretty fresh.

http://www.bettycrocker.com/images/beautyshots/r34684fp.jpg
Hmm fresh.

And also if you haven't realized, apple pies are pretty awesome, just thinking about it gives me a chubby.

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/105513620/Chubby_Kids_Soft_Drink.jpg
Hmm chubby.

But I digress.

I am here just to talk to you about apple pies, man they pretty good right like cmon props up cause apple pie is the shiznittle.
Lately I have been going to this bakery that has perfected apple pies. Lets go more in depth shall we? Rhetorical! Of we will.

These 1 person hand sized pies, made with the best hand made pie crusts on mankind, and instead of filling to the top with apples half is left empty so that it doesn't overflow and burst when you eat it subsequently turning it more into a apple soup(I think you all know what we talkin' 'bout fellows, amirite?hahahayes). This then, done with the best apples you can find cut perfectly into slices, go into the pie. Once the pie is finished, this extra air pocket leaves it lose enough to eat as a sandwich. Take a moment to lay back in your chair and think of an apple pie sandwich.

http://blog.mlive.com/annarbornews_impact/2008/10/large_101108daze1.jpg
"Finally, a viable alternative to eating this way!"
-me, my dad, and I bet more people too


Wait, rewind, lets just look at some more pies here.

http://www.modernfood4u.com/galerija/deserts/apple%20pie.jpg

Hmmmfff.. oh yeah.

http://www.mccormick.com/~/media/Images/Recipes/Recipe%20Details/Desserts/Classic_Apple_Pie.ashx?w=380

Oh baby.

http://homecookingrocks.com/wp-content/uploads/house/2009/07/apple-pie-7.jpg

Dat pie. 8)


Yeah boiiis I think you know where I am at, pie is the bomb. Every bite is a bite from heaven, although not apple I have one of them upstairs and it's blueberry, just as good omg just thinking about it I am so down, first just nibbles, then full bites going into a fusion frenzy ogmeyahoooooooo.

I know everyone's been there at least a few times they've been 1 on 1 with pie, its really like a religious experience.

images?q=tbn<i class=http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f125/kittiefreak89/JesusPie.jpg&t=1" alt="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbnhttp://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f125/kittiefreak89/JesusPie.jpg&t=1" />
Can you believe that this came up when I googled "Jesus Pie"?

Anyways, I am gonna go off to eat some pie and I be back, but please share your pie experiences, or if you will, piexsperience.
If you are too ashamed, please post on my wall about your sacred apple pie experiences and will post here for you as "anonymous experiences, or if you will, anonyxperiences.

If you even too scared of letting go like that, at least share your support with apple imagery!

Remember, stay informed!
See profile for helpful link to being informed on Apple Pies.

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ps:

http://www.diabetesdaily.com/grace/2008/09/18/Motherhood_and_apple_pie.jpg

http://monasbakery.com/Pictures/mini-apple-pie.jpg

http://www.appleluscious.com/festival/images/festival_2007/apple_pies_mangan.jpg

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ApplePieLikeWOWOWOWW
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Just for those none believers here is my blueberry pie.

http://i27.tinypic.com/208tn3a.jpg

delossantosj
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Nomad

hm........ this has got to be the most non spam, spam topic ive ever seen...

this thread would have been perfect in the newcomers section of the forum

knight_34
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Farmer

Too many images. D:

Would it of hurt to use smaller ones? D:

Ernie15
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Bard

Ever heard of resizing the images?

Didn't think so.

SubZero131
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SubZero131
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Nomad

damn i am really hungry for pie now

SubZero131
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SubZero131
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Nomad

hey how do you resize an image i need to know for the next time i psot one

knight_34
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Farmer

^ Use an image editing program/site/app/whatever.

Hey, you can even resize in MS Paint.

knight_34
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Farmer

Come to think of it, I would of accepted this thread as valid if the images weren't so effing jacked up!

Ernie15
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Bard

If I could see the images, I would have probably left this thread alone, or I would have made some stupid joke about pie.

Photobucket makes it very easy to resize.

Darkroot
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Peasant

Ahhh a good troll it burns with the heat of a thousand suns...

Apple pie is only good if you yourself make it. If it's store bought you might as well be eating old manure with preservatives.

delossantosj
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darkroot you took the words right out of my mouth full of apple pie

IAmAce
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Peasant

Apple pie is only good if you yourself make it. If it's store bought you might as well be eating old manure with preservatives


how do you figure that?
MRWalker82
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Shepherd

Actually I don't really like apple pie. I prefer cheesecake. It's teh noms

Zophia
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Lol, why are people going "oh noes lengthy spam" and "oh noes trolling"? It's neither, it's just a silly thread. Take a deep breath now, let gooooooo of your srs faecs and paranoia. Have a slice of pie.

Apple pie is only good if you yourself make it. If it's store bought you might as well be eating old manure with preservatives
That really depends on the brand.

I like pies. Homemade blackberry pies with whipped cream in particular, sadly it's been a long time since I last had one. I don't really have anything else to say on the topic, I just had to go lol and stuff.

Oh, and for future reference, that many pictures in a post gets rather distracting... Try to avoid it.
Graham
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The only type of pie I like is chocolate, but that's just pudding with a crust.

I did try an apple pie made by a person who called themselves 'The Pie Man' in Foods last year. It was a guest-cooker, not just a student who called themselves 'ieman'..

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