The Armature Incident: an incident that was part of what sent Memetia tumbling into the Crysis period. The Crysis period lasted 50 years, until the Cheezburgian underground movement launched the first colony ship into space, named Hapy Landing. But, the Crysis and Imperical periods are for a later time... For now, we should delve into the Armature incident.
Character Sheet Name: Athlete: Mind: Body: Race: Job:
(Stats cannot go below 1. But still, prepare for... Unforseen consequences.)
Name: Kinda self-explanatory.
Athlete: Speed and Endurance. Some things can only be avoided by straight running.
Body: Strength and Aim. You may have to fight something off...
Mind: Intelligence and Charisma. What's a good game without a puzzle?
Race: What part of memetia you Hail from.
Cheezburgian: The most well-liked of anyone. Also, runs faster than average, but not as well toned. Body 4, Athlete 6, Mind 7
Chanian: Generally hated and stupid, they bulk up to Hulkish levels to compensate. Body 8, Athlete 6, Mind 3
Youtubian: An intelligent group who gains a little extra power from their mass. However, they have weak cardio. Body 6, Athlete 2, Mind 9
Critizuelan: Those who excel by not excelling. Body 5, Athlete 5, Mind 5
Job: What you do in Armature.
Security: The people who keep the labs safe. Can use Large weapons. +2 body, +2 Athlete, -4 Mind.
Scientist: The real eggheads or the place. Can use Tech weapons. -1 Body, -1 Athlete, +2 Mind
Science Assistant: People who help the scientists with daily work. Can use Mechanized weapons. +2 body, -2 Athlete, +1 Mind
Vansibane: No one is sure what they do. Can use Unconventional weapons. -2 body, +3 Athlete, -1 Mind
Nameemyx Athlete:2 Mind:9 Body:6 Race:Youtubian Job:Vansibane Armor: Standard Cloak
Actually, I kinda forgot what you have too.
Uh, looking back a lot...
-Sitar -PDA -Sand Paper -Hazard Body Armor -Walkie-Talkie
THERE!
Also, your sneak skill is not nearly high enough to sneak the laptop away from the guy who both owns it and is looking right at it. What, did you forget Marcus was back? -Multi-Tool
You play it out in your mind. Thankfully, the higher mind stat allows you to accurately judge how you would fail. You see a tank near by- yes, it's a military one.
Name: Marcus Athlete: 9 Mind: 8 Body: 3 Race: Cheezburgian Job: Vansibane Armor: Con Coat Frog Buster ammo: 7 Looking good. time to check out what all that noise is, hopefully the one who things its a good idea to look at his stuff 9mm ammo: 56 Arc Reactor Ammo: 10
didnt see page 25 >.> better and more improved post Name: Marcus Athlete: 9 Mind: 8 Body: 3 Race: Cheezburgian Job: Vansibane Armor: Con Coat Frog Buster ammo: 7 9mm ammo: 56 Arc Reactor Ammo: 10 Is quite angered. " my damn lable and cover is on it"
sweet i think this is finally the point where crap can happen with out the OP Name: Marcus Athlete: 9 Mind: 8 Body: 3 Race: Cheezburgian Job: Vansibane Armor: Con Coat Frog Buster ammo: 7 9mm ammo: 56 Arc Reactor Ammo: 10 Shoots the lock with the 9mm and walks in with it pointing at Demyxs head