The Armature Incident: an incident that was part of what sent Memetia tumbling into the Crysis period. The Crysis period lasted 50 years, until the Cheezburgian underground movement launched the first colony ship into space, named Hapy Landing. But, the Crysis and Imperical periods are for a later time... For now, we should delve into the Armature incident.
Character Sheet Name: Athlete: Mind: Body: Race: Job:
(Stats cannot go below 1. But still, prepare for... Unforseen consequences.)
Name: Kinda self-explanatory.
Athlete: Speed and Endurance. Some things can only be avoided by straight running.
Body: Strength and Aim. You may have to fight something off...
Mind: Intelligence and Charisma. What's a good game without a puzzle?
Race: What part of memetia you Hail from.
Cheezburgian: The most well-liked of anyone. Also, runs faster than average, but not as well toned. Body 4, Athlete 6, Mind 7
Chanian: Generally hated and stupid, they bulk up to Hulkish levels to compensate. Body 8, Athlete 6, Mind 3
Youtubian: An intelligent group who gains a little extra power from their mass. However, they have weak cardio. Body 6, Athlete 2, Mind 9
Critizuelan: Those who excel by not excelling. Body 5, Athlete 5, Mind 5
Job: What you do in Armature.
Security: The people who keep the labs safe. Can use Large weapons. +2 body, +2 Athlete, -4 Mind.
Scientist: The real eggheads or the place. Can use Tech weapons. -1 Body, -1 Athlete, +2 Mind
Science Assistant: People who help the scientists with daily work. Can use Mechanized weapons. +2 body, -2 Athlete, +1 Mind
Vansibane: No one is sure what they do. Can use Unconventional weapons. -2 body, +3 Athlete, -1 Mind
Name: Marcus Athlete: 9 Mind: 8 Body: 3 Race: Cheezburgian Job: Vansibane Armor: Con Coat Frog Buster ammo: 7 9mm ammo: 55 Arc Reactor Ammo: 8 "damn my suit will get wet" shoots demyx in the leg with the frogbuster that was safely hidden in his belt
I just realized I forgot the other half, so you really have to go, apparently.
You enter the restroom. It is expansive, but most toilets are filled with puke. There is one open stall, though. You relieve yourself and pass up a box of Milk Duds.
Name: Marcus Athlete: 9 Mind: 8 Body: 3 Race: Cheezburgian Job: Vansibane Armor: Con Coat 9mm ammo: 55 Fatigue: 75/140
You would hesitate, if you weren't a crime-hardened badass. You successfully put a dent in his ability to stand.
What stat is fatigue based on Name: Marcus Athlete: 9 Mind: 8 Body: 3 Race: Cheezburgian Job: Vansibane Armor: Con Coat 9mm ammo: 55 Fatigue: 75/140 "Enough of this" Marcus walks over and hits Demyx in teh adams apple. " not sit still and shut up" as he opened teh labtop
Name: Marcus Athlete: 9 Mind: 8 Body: 3 Race: Cheezburgian Job: Vansibane Armor: Con Coat 9mm ammo: 55 Fatigue: 75/140 I protect the labtop, then simply looks at him " you must be in great mental pain by now"
Name: Marcus Athlete: 9 Mind: 8 Body: 3 Race: Cheezburgian Job: Vansibane Armor: Con Coat 9mm ammo: 55 Fatigue: 75/140 "Enough of this" Marcus walks over and hits Demyx in teh adams apple. " not sit still and shut up" as he opened teh labtop
Fatigue is based on your Athlete stat and your class. For example, Vansibanes have 50 base fatigue plus 10 for every point of Athlete. This is why you have twice the stamina of Demyx.
You fail to get Demyx in a chokehold due to a lower Body stat.
Name: Marcus Athlete: 9 Mind: 8 Body: 3 Race: Cheezburgian Job: Vansibane Armor: Con Coat 9mm ammo: 55 Fatigue: 75/140 Surprised by this Marcus shot the 9mm twice at his feat, and just growled angerly