The Armature Incident: an incident that was part of what sent Memetia tumbling into the Crysis period. The Crysis period lasted 50 years, until the Cheezburgian underground movement launched the first colony ship into space, named Hapy Landing. But, the Crysis and Imperical periods are for a later time... For now, we should delve into the Armature incident.
Character Sheet Name: Athlete: Mind: Body: Race: Job:
(Stats cannot go below 1. But still, prepare for... Unforseen consequences.)
Name: Kinda self-explanatory.
Athlete: Speed and Endurance. Some things can only be avoided by straight running.
Body: Strength and Aim. You may have to fight something off...
Mind: Intelligence and Charisma. What's a good game without a puzzle?
Race: What part of memetia you Hail from.
Cheezburgian: The most well-liked of anyone. Also, runs faster than average, but not as well toned. Body 4, Athlete 6, Mind 7
Chanian: Generally hated and stupid, they bulk up to Hulkish levels to compensate. Body 8, Athlete 6, Mind 3
Youtubian: An intelligent group who gains a little extra power from their mass. However, they have weak cardio. Body 6, Athlete 2, Mind 9
Critizuelan: Those who excel by not excelling. Body 5, Athlete 5, Mind 5
Job: What you do in Armature.
Security: The people who keep the labs safe. Can use Large weapons. +2 body, +2 Athlete, -4 Mind.
Scientist: The real eggheads or the place. Can use Tech weapons. -1 Body, -1 Athlete, +2 Mind
Science Assistant: People who help the scientists with daily work. Can use Mechanized weapons. +2 body, -2 Athlete, +1 Mind
Vansibane: No one is sure what they do. Can use Unconventional weapons. -2 body, +3 Athlete, -1 Mind
You feel every ounce of fatigue drain away as you feel every ounce of coffee drain into your body. Speaking of which, black coffee sounds good right about now.
Name: Marcus Athlete: 9 Mind: 8 Body: 3 Race: Cheezburgian Job: Vansibane Armor: Con Coat 9mm ammo: 55 Fatigue: 100/140
In your anger, you fail to hit him! However, you can tell he's struggling to dodge.
Name: Marcus Athlete: 9 Mind: 8 Body: 3 Race: Cheezburgian Job: Vansibane Armor: Con Coat 9mm ammo: 55 Fatigue: 100/140 Uses the chance when hes conjuring to kick him in the knee
Name: Marcus Athlete: 9 Mind: 8 Body: 3 Race: Cheezburgian Job: Vansibane Armor: Con Coat 9mm ammo: 55 Fatigue: 135/140 Makes sure he still has the 3 tubes, then says " i only answer to those with authority over me"
him in