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ChillzMaster
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Ok. I've done some ritual and my original topic probably came off as a bit... zealous. I think I'll explain a couple of things now.

I do worship satan. I ritual, and i have pentagrams all over my house. I do not have a pet goat. They creep the **** out of me.

Satan, to me, does not represent every evil ever enacted, but instead, indulgence and pleasure. Let's take a look at christianity. Not allowed to have intercourse before marriage, no homosexual marriage, rest on the sabbath day, don't eat meat on Fridays, and fast for forty days in the spring.

Satan doesn't believe in limitations, he says that everyone should indulge themselves in their wants and desires. Quite the positive character, no? and remember, we are talking about Satan. Beezlebub. Lucifer. That guy.

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MoonFairy
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Mhm. That's what I thought. >,> Leave it to the Mormons...

All I see on this thread is everybody trying to blame the Christians for putting a false name on Satanism...
Yeah people exaggerate when they discuss something they don't like , or something they are afraid of.

OMFG THAT FRIGGIN BUG WAS THE SIZE OF MY FOOT.

See?

Faunbard
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Satan and jesus are not brothers
Satan is a fallen angel who thoghut he was as good as god, so god exiled him and his followers from heaven and into his own demain, hell
Jesus is holy, right and the lamb of god, and satan is the seed of evil. he is wrong and seduces thoise to sin. Satism is wrong and a very wrong, shodowey sin, like wicca

Avorne
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Man, you don't read much besides the Bible do you? And even that you don't seem to read well.

For a start, god created Evil - not Satan. Secondly, you need to improve your spelling - lest you continue to look like an undereducated baboon with a mind more closed than a bear trap. Thirdly, stop judging other religions to be worse than yours - Christianity has caused a lot of pain and suffering over the years. In fact, quite a bit of that pain and suffering has been caused to Satanists and Wiccans - because they're small groups and easier to pick on than Buddhists or Hindus. If you have proof that your religion is any more correct than any other then put it on the table now - if you don't then kindly leave and return when you can speak without sounding ignorant and offensive.

Faunbard
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God did sort of create evil. When he made everything, it was good. He also let his angels have choices, which included right from wrong. Evil is not really a thing, in reality. you cant hold it or put it in a jar.
At the fact that christians have caused pain to wiccans and satanists, the christians that hurt them are blind. True christians do not hurt one another like they did. they are sort of like hypocrites.
Zealots were a different matter however.
I am sorry if i offended any one of you, i am just a man speaking the good news of jesus
I pray for all of you.
-with sincerity, faunbard

Avorne
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I hate it when people say that they pray for me. Do you want to deliver me from Satan or something? Because, let me tell you, this is no time for making enemies and Satan would be a pretty big enemy. Also, would you like to hear the good news of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Be delivered into the grip of his noodly appendages and rejoice at the sight of his meaty balls.

Faunbard
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?
I would like to deliver you and satan can not hurt me, nor can his army of demons. I would rather prefer not to have anyone burn

314d1
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God did sort of create evil. When he made everything, it was good. He also let his angels have choices, which included right from wrong. Evil is not really a thing, in reality. you cant hold it or put it in a jar.
At the fact that christians have caused pain to wiccans and satanists, the christians that hurt them are blind. True christians do not hurt one another like they did. they are sort of like hypocrites.
Zealots were a different matter however.
I am sorry if i offended any one of you, i am just a man speaking the good news of jesus
I pray for all of you.
-with sincerity, faunbard


So Moses, Jesus, and all the other biblical leaders were not "True Christians TM?"

But why would an all powerful omnipotent being allow bad things to happen? Especially things like earth quakes and hurricanes, which would be its work directly...
314d1
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I would like to deliver you and satan can not hurt me, nor can his army of demons. I would rather prefer not to have anyone burn


But the big sadist in the sky thinks other wise?
Avorne
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?
I would like to deliver you and satan can not hurt me, nor can his army of demons. I would rather prefer not to have anyone burn


Oh don't worry about me - I don't want to be be delivered into your religion. It's as true as every other religion and therefore as false as every other one too. If the time comes and I end up in Hell - I'll take down Satan for you bunch of wusses.
Faunbard
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When did jesus hurt others, 314d1?
explain please

314d1
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When did jesus hurt others, 314d1?
explain please


Read revelations lately?
Faunbard
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he did that for punishment to those who turned there backs on him

314d1
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he did that for punishment to those who turned there backs on him


Oh, so it is OK to kill people... Wait, whut? Didn't you just say killing was wrong?
Faunbard
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they do not die. they suffer. ALong with those who also turned their back on God

314d1
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they do not die. they suffer. ALong with those who also turned their back on God


Oh, so they arn't killed by that scythe... Just tortured forever. That is ALOT better, isn't it?...

Soo... Why is Jebus allowed to kill but humans are not?
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