How can people believe in Santa if he's supposed to travel at over the speed of sound in a small wooden cart or something, pulled by just 8 reindeer?! Seriously, how could he even make it with all those stops at the destinations for some milk and cookies - he doesn't even have enough time for that!
Sorry if this bugs you, but this is the truth: Santa Claus isn't real.
I'm not so sure about the need to fret over this topic. Most of the affirmative replies given here are humorous. Heck, even I intended to give something non-serious. The youngest forummers I've seen here were eleven and by that age one is already in the process of realising that the jolly man that rides a sleigh isn't real. Most of us are well beyond that age and know that he isn't what kids make him out to be.
I've never realized that Sana isn't real because...I never believed in him. I lived my first four years of my life in Africa, and why should I believe in him there when a good Christmas was at least getting the family united. No presents. Also, a logic explanation of Santa would be: There are many "copies" of Santa and they only operate in western countries and some other countries (or he only delivers gifts to "believers".
My parents were hardcore devout Christians when I was a child so we didn't do the Santa thing. I don't plan to do it with my son. It seems strange and farcical. I may make some presents "from santa" but, he will know it is just fun make believe.
he would have to travel to aproximately 4583333 houses per second
dang really? where you get that. anyways Santas not real, if he was than he'd have to move home since the north pole is getting smaller and hotter. Who came up with the idea that he had to be fat or that he likes cookies n milk? going down chimneys it be a pain in the a** to do that, and I havn't seen many houses with chimneys.
going down chimneys it be a pain in the a** to do that, and I havn't seen many houses with chimneys.
What would he do in New York? Hoe does he deliver in Siberia? And if he really had a huge bag filled with valuables I think the mafia would have trapped him by now. Or the terrorists, or the pirates, or Stewie...
