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Ok for example, I start by saying,"Unfortunately there was a giant evil pillow on the the loose; then the next person would say...Fortunately I had a knife with me and stabbed a hole in it"
Ok lets start.
Unfortunately I was being chased by an elephant...
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Fortunately, cats evolved into wolves (thanks to D-C) and scared the crap out of dogs.
unfortunately the cats evolution had a time limit and they are back to being cute little cats
Fortunately, so did the dogs, and they turned back into very (un)confused aliens.
Unfortunately, the now unconfused aliens decided to turn the humans that turned into cats into slaves to make funny cat videos to entertain them.
Fortunately, I am very confused. Also, the aliens got bored of cat videos. Somehow.
How does one get bored of those adorable little batches of fur! And yet a whole race! I guess the billions of years of cat videos CAN get you bored :/
Unfortunately, they decided to take us because they were curious about how did we turn into cats.
Fortunately, they realized they could study how they turned into dogs, and let the humans be.
Unfortunately, since they studied how to turn remaining humans into cats and themselves into dogs, they turned themselves into dogs and started chasing the humans/cats!
Fortunately, due to their incomplete studies they became handicapped dogs.
Unfortunately handicaps turned out to be mutations, that guaranteed them more power in every muscle.
Fortunately, the muscles started growing far too fast and the dogs turned into dog versions of the Belgian Blue!
Unfortunately, with their insane power, they killed most cats/humans.
Fortunately, they had to return to their home planet due to an order.
Unfortunately killed cats turned into dogs due to infection with a "dog plague".
Fortunately, all cats eventually turned into dogs, and there was no more fighting.
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