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Fortunately, humans were able to eat T-rexes first and also there were many herbivorous dinsoaurs eggs left, so they could start breeding them.

Unfortunately, the eggs mutated in absolute monsters that humanity can't face.

Fortunately, humanity needn't face them. They could just make horrifying, yet tasty omelettes.

Unfortunately, Even the eggs mutated and can't die, they will aggressively attack anything.

Fortunately, all the eggs hatch into peace loving chickens and hens

Unfortunately, they were just normal chickens in the phase of juvenescence. They all grew up into chicken-monsters, enormous, 8 feet tall, buff rambo-chickens. Yeah, I mean it - Rambo Chickens. They stole weapons and started war with humanity.

Fortunately, we tortured them by showing them human foods made of chicken, and they surrender.

Unfortunately, they also were chicken-cannibals. They ate chicken-food and the proteins just empowered them.

Fortunately, the protein made them smarter. This is good because the rambo-chicken-cannibal-monsters created a nation on a formerly remote island in the middle of the Pacific. Their leaders and producers are located far away from any human civilization. When they stole weapons, they only stole rifles and handguns. They didn't anticipate nuclear warfare, so we blow up 80% of their population and the chickens surrender. The Human-Poultric War has ended.

Unfortunately aliens have decided to wage a war on humanity in a day and we don't know what weapons they possess.

Unfortunately, you died

Fortunately, someone found the Soul Stone and resurrected me.

Unfortunately, it was your worst enemy and he used the Soul Stone just so he could smite you again.

Also, the remaining 20% of chickens ended up getting horrible mutations and ended up reverse-evolutioning themselves into T-rexes.

Fortunately, we found tranquilizer darts.

Unfortunately, the t-rexes are basically the indominous raptors from jurassic world so they can trick us into thinking the darts work