Rofl, that's pretty funny. Here, those lyrics made me think of this song...
Before the story begins, is it such a sin, for me to take what's mine, until the end of time We were more than friends, before the story ends, And I will take what's mine, create what God would never design
Our love had been so strong for far too long, I was weak with fear that something would go wrong, before the possibilities came true, I took all possibility from you Almost laughed myself to tears,(hahaha) conjuring her deepest fears (come here you ****ing *****)
Must have stabbed her fifty ****ing times, I can't believe it, Ripped her heart out right before her eyes, Eyes over easy, eat it eat it eat it
She was never this good in bed even when she was sleepin' now she's just so perfect I've never been quite so ****ing deep in it goes on and on and on, I can keep you lookin' young and preserved forever, with a fountain to spray on your youth whenever
âCause I really always knew that my little crime would be cold that's why I got a heater for your thighs and I know, I know it's not your time but bye, bye and a word to the wise when the fire dies you think it's over but it's just begun baby don't cry
You had my heart, at least for the most part âcause everybody's gotta die sometime, we fell apart let's make a new start âcause everybody's gotta die sometime yeah but baby don't cry
Now possibilities I'd never considered, are occurring the likes of which I'd never heard, Now an angry soul comes back from beyond the grave, to repossess a body with which I'd misbehaved
Smiling right from ear to ear Almost laughed herself to tears
Must have stabbed him fifty ****ing times I can't believe it Ripped his heart out right before his eyes Eyes over easy Eat it eat it eat it
Now that it's done I realize the error of my ways I must venture back to apologize from somewhere far beyond the grave
I gotta make up for what I've done âCause I was all up in a piece of heaven while you burned in hell, no peace forever
âCause I really always knew that my little crime would be cold that's why I got a heater for your thighs and I know, I know it's not your time but bye, bye and a word to the wise when the fire dies you think it's over but it's just begun but baby don't cry
You had my heart, at least for the most part âCause everybody's gotta die sometime, We fell apart Letâs make a new start âCause everybody's gotta die sometime yeah But baby don't cry
I will suffer for so long (What will you do, not long enough) To make it up to you (I pray to God that you do) I'll do whatever you want me to do (Well then Iâll grant you a chance) And if it's not enough (If itâs not enough, If itâs not enough) If it's not enough (Not enough) Try again (Try again) And again (And again) Over and over again (Over and over again) Weâre coming back, coming back Weâll live forever, live forever Letâs have a wedding, have a wedding Letâs start the killing, start the killing
Do you take this man in death for the rest of your unnatural life? (Yes, I do.) Do you take this woman in death for the rest of your unnatural life? (I do.) I now pronounce you...
âCause I really always knew that my little crime would be cold that's why I got a heater for your thighs and I know, I know it's not your time but bye, bye And a word to the wise when the fire dies you think it's over but it's just begun but baby don't cry
You had my heart, at least for the most part âCause everybody's gotta die sometime, we fell apart Letâs make a new start âCause everybody's gotta die sometime yeah But baby don't cry
"A cult?" Aramil considers. "It's possible, I suppose. But I will warn you now that almost everyone in the town gets their water from this well, with the exception of the head clerics; Jozan Silverheart of Lathander, Liamne Oakridge of Chauntea, and of course myself. We usually will only drink special holy water that we have acquired. Being that the risk is so imminent and the magnitude may be so great, I would advise you not to return to Winterbrook until we have this problem sorted out, as otherwise anyone in the village may pose a serious threat to you. The two other head clerics and I, the only ones who have not been drinking the well water, will stay in Baldur's Gate for the time being, at least until this issue is resolved. I hate to abandon Winterbrook, but I fear for our safety. If you need us, you can find us at the Blade and Stars Inn. Although I'm afraid that none of us here in Winterbrook will be able to help you identify the poison or anything of the kind, I might know someone who can. I happen to have an old friend, currently living in Waterdeep, who was once an alchemist of high esteem. He's become a bit...eccentric throughout the years, but I'm sure that his knowledge in and of itself has not dwindled. If anyone can help you, he can. But if you intend to receive help from him, be prepared to do something in return."
Very well, but you cannot even purify the water, would that have no effect? I will seek out this alchemist and hopefully, this MADNESS can be stopped! WHO WILL JOIN ME? (funny coincidence, I have a book with the alchemist class in it, and a character named Giles, who is EXACTLY how you described, eccentric and all that, but I digress)
THORRATFOX "I was not going to fight you..." Quarion says, cocking his head and looking at you, mystified. "But what are you doing here? Usually Aramil does not allow just anyone near the tithings."
----------------------------------------------------------------------- DESERTHYENA "I already tried purifying the water," Aramil sighs. "It had no effect. And I assume that your party members would join you, although if you asked him, perhaps Captain Dragonsbane might give you a few soldiers to help, now that there is solid evidence to support the theory that the water has been poisoned." My character is eccentric and sort of comic relief, until you learn more about him. Then he stops being funny. You'll see.
THORRATFOX Quarion just stares at Zingnoff, rather dumbfounded. "Should I give chase, sir?" asks Qillathe, the Elven acolyte. Quarion shakes his head. "There's no need," he answers. "And I see no reason, he's done nothing wrong." Zingnoff promptly runs directly into a pillar while delivering his diatribe.
DESERTHYENA How will you prepare? Getting food and water for the trip? Gathering your allies? What? I would advise you not to visit this alchemist by yourself, as the job he is going to give you will be rather difficult.
All right, so these are the people in your group... Xav Otihand Trafire Soul Zingnoff Calethen As far as I can tell, Xav seems to have quit. Trafire is out of action for the rest of the day while she performs the ritual to get a new animal companion. Calethen will be going with you, but nobody else who can go knows that you're going.
THORRATFOX Zingnoff gets up and runs out of the church, cursing at the pillar that he ran into. Meanwhile, inside, the pillar is cursing the gnome that ran into it. Anyway, what will you do now? You've left the church.
