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"Poor deluded Chris... How you so love your precious self-righteousness".

"Your future hinges upon this fight".

-Albert Wesker in RE5

"What happened here..."

-Saboteur in CNC3

Also all the Spetsnaz quotes in CoD: Black Ops multiplayer.

"Sovereign: We are legion. The time of our return is coming. Our numbers will darken the sky of every world."

"Krogan Mercenary: Surrender. Or don't. That would be more fun."

"Turian Councilor: [the council refuse to believe Shepard, despite the truth of his past claims] I believe there is a saying amongst you humans: "even a broken clock is correct two times a day."
Commander Shepard: Here's another saying: *go to hell!*"

- Mass Effect

"...and in honor of you guys, we're gonna call this army 'Ironhead'... With an 'E' at the end, so people know we're not messing around!"

Oh Brutal Legend...

"What kind of soldier wears a Cowboy hat? Cowboys haven't gone to war in over a hundred years!"

"Dallas Cowboys go to war every Sunday, sometimes Monday,"

"NO! They're gonna send in some spec-op ******bags with *****-*** heartbeat sensors on their guns instead of US!"

"I'd be winning this if it was a snowmobile race!"

"Snowmobiles are for pussies!"

Oh Bad Company 2 and your evil references to Modern Warfare 2...

-Chillz

"HOLY **** IT'S A COW!"
Don't remember name, I just remember that the main character was refering to a body on the crime scene.

Murry:Sly...Your Crazy!
sly: ya but it sure is fun.
-Sly 3 band of thieves

[quote]Tango down.

- Call of duty MD 1,2 and probably on 3.


[quote]Here we go!

-New Super Mario Bros Wii.

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaah!

-Rayman.

"What is this! Its like this is a Super Saiyan bargain bin sale" - Vegeta, Dragonball Z Buu's Fury.

"SNAAAAAAKE!"
-Campbell, MGS series

"i think you zigged, when you should have zagged" - spider-man from spider-man 2

"In Cash We Trust" - Mercenary Wars

"If all else fails, C-4" - Splinter Cell Chaos Theory

Please try and avoid quotes with excessive swearing, while keeping true to the general spam guidelines that every thread needs to adhere. And make sure the quotes are actually from videogames >_>"

Grand Theft Autos always have funny quotes, for example:

I hate gravity!!

I think Alistair has some of the best quotes in Dragon Age.
My favorite

Alistair: "I've got this nefarious plan to go around to each of them, and secretly tell them all the nasty things you said. That way they'll mutiny, and I shall become the group leader!" (evil laugh)
Warden: "If you want to lead, all you have to do is ask."
Alistair: "What? Lead? Me? No, no, no. No leading. Bad things happen when I lead. We get lost, people die, and the next thing you know I'm stranded somewhere without any pants."

"Ssssssssssssssssssss.." - Creeper, Minecraft.

FALONE PAWNCH!