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"Busty Babe" (Okami) lol kept me laughing for days. Specially since the little flea calls everyone that.

the most funny quote ever is from portal 2

"On second thought, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back, demand to talk to life's manager, make life rue the day it dared to give Cave Johnson lemons, do you know who I am?! I am the guy who is going to burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to have my engineers work on a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

-Cave Johnson

"It's-a-me! Mario!"
-Mario (Mario)

"I know what the ladies like."
-Sgt. Johnson (Halo)

"Pills here!"
-Louis (Left 4 Dead)

"All your base are belong to us."
-CATS (Zero Wing)

"I have chortles!"
-Fawful (Mario)

"Are you a boy or a girl?"
-Professor Oak (Pokemon)

"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets."
-Dracula (Castlevania)

"I AM ERROR."
-That ERROR guy. (Legend of Zelda)

"Didnât we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'NO WAY!' and then I was all 'We pretended we were going to murder you'? That was great."
-GLaDOS (Portal)

POOTIS -Heavy Weapons Guy

There is a secret meaning behind this single word. It is a tale of adventure, romance, and sandwiches.

Ellis from Left 4 Dead 2

"My buddy Keith tried camping out on top of a building once. He was shooting crows, but the police were too busy teargassin' him to ask what he was doin' up there. He screamed for an entire year every single time he opened his eyes! Oh, man! At first, it was funny; then it just got sad, but then it got funny again! Oh, man!"

"you couldn't hit the broadside of a moisture evaporator!"
-Luke Skywalker

"i can take you with two, no three arms tied behind my back"
-General Grievous

both from Starwars Battlefront 2, first ones off the top of my head

Snipers may were dippers but we get all the ladies eh?
Nikolie- call of duty blacks ops zombies

I HAVE FURY!
-Fawfull (Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story)

i dont even remember what game it was, but it was some zombie game and the guys just went into some store and a sign said

slippery when wet

what a suggestive base of operations

"you couldn't hit the broadside of a moisture evaporator!"
-Luke Skywalker

"i can take you with two, no three arms tied behind my back"
-General Grievous

both from Starwars Battlefront 2, first ones off the top of my head

your screams are like music to my audio receptors!

"All callsigns: Supressors on."

- McCarver from Black

^Such an "AWWWWW YEEEAAAA" quote!
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"Sinners need no mercy... or sympathy."

- Siegfried, from Soul Calibur 3

^ Deep, man...
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"Those with no courage... oppress the weak."

- Yoshimitsu, from Soul Calibur 3

^ Deep and true quotation. Oddly enough, a bottom line for this is "Politicians"
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"[pummels own chest in a "King Kong" manner] WOOORMS!!"

- Astaroth, from Soul Calibur 2

^ Hahaha. I hoped such a scary character said a cleaver quote...
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"Driving a cab? Next thing I'll be doing is flying RC toys and ****"

- Det. Marcus Reed, from True Crime: New York City

^ Sorry for cursing, but he said that. This quote references the crazy-and-somehow-cheesy RC Missions in the GTA series.

After looking at True Crime: New York City's page on Wikipedia, I remembered a few funny quotes:

"You got the right to remain... you know the rest."

"You got the right... to one phone call."

"You got the right to an attorney, blah, blah, blah, blah"

"You got the right to an attorney and some other **** I can't remember."



- Marcus Reed, from True Crime: New York City.
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Note: Once again, sorry for cursing. It's not my fault that Reed is a foulmouthed, funny-talking cop! :P
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*Talking to a panicked criminal seated on the passenger's seat while dangerously dodging the cops*

"[...] So sit back and enjoy the ride..."

- TK, from Driver Parallel lines.

"I am lightning, the rain transformed."
-Raiden (MGS4)

"You too, immortal?"
"No.I just don't fear death."
-Raiden/Vamp (MGS4)

"Because I'm CRAAAAAAZY!"
That weirdo with the pan on his head (crazy dave?)
-PvZ

''And that's my grandson, what was his name again?''
Professor Oak - Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow