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i bring my laptop and surf the interwebs

Why do you want to know these things?????

I sit there and wait for it to be done. I don't &quotrepare" for my magical journey into the bathroom or plan ahead for what may lurk within the bowl.

i watch tv with my tv in the bathroom

I EAT CARDBOARD. sooo much fiber I <3 POOPING

There really is no fiber in cardboard.

i know its just a saying thingey majiger

Well, I really don't do a lot...read the paper, brush my teeth, call my grandma, wash the dishes, clean my room, adopt a dog, cure a sick person, and once in a while I save the world from certain doom.

Joe, that is so awesome! I wish I could do that much. I just discover what I already knew.

Uh.....

I read the paper. Plot world domination.(No Joke) Turn the sink on and off.

why do u want 2 know that ???? REALLY ???!!!???

I think about important matters, read a newspaper or some book, write about something, stare at the floor, stare at myself in the mirror, stare at the ceiling, stare at my legs, fall asleep, amuse myself by impersonating voices, daydream, listen to music, listen to radio, listen to the walls, hum to myself, listen to my breathing, do nothing or play some handheld video games, stare at the soap, listen to the TV outside, sing, pretend to do other things, etc.

There are some things I'd do if I could.

I euwhm often wait for it to be done. Or sometimes i think, or read a book. Haha my parents always wonder why it takes so long XD

i just can't put the book away:P

I think about important matters, read a newspaper or some book, write about something, stare at the floor, stare at myself in the mirror, stare at the ceiling, stare at my legs, fall asleep, amuse myself by impersonating voices, daydream, listen to music, listen to radio, listen to the walls, hum to myself, listen to my breathing, do nothing or play some handheld video games, stare at the soap, listen to the TV outside, sing, pretend to do other things, etc.

I dont do anything special...

Um... I guess I listen to my iPod, play poker on my phone, or read the magazines that happen to be in the bathroom at the time.

I read books, and sometimes I brush my teeth and take my clothes of if I am in a hurry and am going to shower.

and I think of the world, I think of worlds that don't exist, I imagine how it would be to kick geert wilders in the face...