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i am a surf.

heres my stats.

hp-666666
ep-115
current known abilities-surfboard smash. kritzkreig. surfifor. true form. coward killing time. tick tock. negate effect. negate attack. amplified. downgrade.
description-I AM BOSSFIGHT!

No no no no no! You have no stats. To play the game, post what you want to do in the battle, and I will decide what happens. Your health is shown as a status.
No status=full health
Damaged=some damage taken
Critical=nearly dead
Dead=dead

I charge at spartandestroyer with my sword.

Surfs are noobs. I send a pedo bear the size of the Eiffel tower toward spartan.

Surfs are evil.
Hp: More than spartandestroyer at all times.
Ep: Come again?
Know abilities: "No one suspects the squirrel" I rarely ever get attacked and can obtain and throw nuts at you.
Description: Cute, innocent, squirrels are the evilest things on the planet.

@Patrick2011
Got it, sorry.


I grab spartandestroyer's nuts and eat them.

i surf on your faces!

ATTACKITSWEAKPOINTFORMASSIVEDMG LEARNED!

passive 50% self dmg delt buff!

i am a co commanding surf,along with spartan

statz
hp:SURF (1337 actually)
ep:BOARD (99999999.5 actually)
current know abilities:surfboard smash,netstrike,spirits of he beaten,true form,coward killing time,tick tock,negate defence,a legendary ocean,dna surgery-water type.

Surfs: spartandestroyer, MEGAMANXPERT
Anti-Surf Offense Network: Patrick2011, d_dude, Paarfam
Statuses:
Damaged: none
Critical: none
Dead: none

@Patrick2011: spartandestroyer is too far away to attack this time. You can try again if you wish.

@d_dude: You successfully summon a pedo bear, but it is too slow to get to spartandestroyer this turn.

@Paarfam: Don't post stats. You may only post actions.

i infuse my surfboard with the internet,AND STRIKE YOU WITH IT!!!!

Surfs are evil. I send a magical giant time-traveling teleporting pink rhino at MEGAMANXPERT.

i use coward killing time for 4000% more dmg delt and use kritzkreig for critical hits (AKA X2 dmg) and surf on patrick2011!

Surfs: spartandestroyer, MEGAMANXPERT
Anti-Surf Offense Network: Patrick2011, d_dude, Paarfam
Statuses:
Damaged: spartandestroyer, Patrick2011
Critical: none
Dead: none

@Paarfam: You eat the nuts, but they do nothing to spartandestroyer.

@spartandestroyer: Your buff puts you in the Damaged state. Surfing has no effect on me.

@MEGAMANXPERT: Your surfboard puts me in the Damaged state. However, the internet had no effect.

I attempt to disarm MEGAMANXPERT.

Surfs are bad. I throw liquid nitrogen at MegamanXpert.

I use dna surgery combined with a legendary ocean combined by gravity bind,now you cannot attack,and only water elementals (SURFS) can attack!
I also summon the spirits of the beaten games,engulfing you in their majority:NAN damage-instaKO!

I use that liquid nitrogen to freeze all the water, so they can't surf.