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oh right. NOM NOM NOM!

(eats einfach)

I use negate defense to lower einfachs defense by 999999999
effectively shrinking it to minus values.

When spartan tries to eat me, I blow myself up in an effort to damage spartan.

Surfs: spartandestroyer, MEGAMANXPERT
Anti-Surf Offense Network: Patrick2011, d_dude, Paarfam, darkrai097, Einfach
Statuses:
Damaged: spartandestroyer, Patrick2011, MEGAMANXPERT
Critical: Einfach, Paarfam
Dead: none

@spartandestroyer: You and MEGAMANXPERT are on the same surfboard.

@Einfach: You successfully inject spartandestroyer, but the paralysis is negated.

@spartandestroyer: Your negation succeeds. However, Einfach is too big to eat, so you simply deal damage.

@Paarfam: You and Einfach turn into a monster, but the monster's stomp is evaded.

@Patrick2011: The surfboard doesn't break the flamethrower. The surfboard is now broken.

@spartandestroyer: Your flamethrower damages the monster, which is absorbed by Paarfam. Paarfam is now at crtical. By the way, you do avoid the stomp.

I give the monster a healing potion.

I summon hawks carrying baskets filled with fire ants that will be dropped on MEGAMANXPERT

sorry,but spartan secretly used negate attack,so it was blocked (secret undetectable retro facechat(SURF))

fail. i have a shield avvy so i am protected from dmg by einfach. i eat einfach anyway. yum extra crispy!

i use S.U.R.F. (see above) to secretly devise a strategy with u.

OK,i summon a "zig",the rvr vambrace,the r99 last dancer,the "kagura" (hellsinker),the militant and gambler(progear),and alot of other player ships to engulf you all (EXCEPT SURFS) in the
HELL OF A TRILLION BULLET HELLS OF CARNAGE!
Destroyer,you know what to do next,COMBINE OUR ATTACKS!!!!

i use no bubblegum!

its time to kickass and chew bubble gum! and we are all out of gum so we have to kickass and kickass. and we are all out of kickass. (attack modifier +200 dmg per hit)

200 atk plus my bullet hell attack equals 200 more bullets,THE SCREEN IS COVERED WITH BULLETS
NO REFUGE
NO REFUGE
I do a secret tech:
a mysterious ship appears.
WARNING:
a huge battle ship
EPIC SURFBOARD
is approaching fast
.
Destroyer,power up the ship,IT IS OUR ULTIMATE WEAPON!

Surfs: spartandestroyer, MEGAMANXPERT
Anti-Surf Offense Network: Patrick2011, d_dude, Paarfam, darkrai097, Einfach
Statuses:
Damaged: Patrick2011, MEGAMANXPERT
Critical: spartandestroyer
Dead: Einfach, Paarfam

@MEGAMANXPERT: The monster is not a clone.

@spartandestroyer: You fail to eat either Paarfam or Einfach. As you try to eat Einfach, he blows up, putting you on critical.

@MEGAMANXPERT: Defense doesn't have a value, so that action has no effect. However, you separate Einfach and Paarfam and defeat the monster.

@Einfach: You blow yourself up, killing you and Paarfam, and putting spartandestroyer on critical.

@Patrick2011: The healing potion doesn't work because Einfach and Paarfam are dead.

@d_dude: The fire ants are dropped and begin attacking MEGAMANXPERT.

@MEGAMANXPERT: Negate attacks are not secret, so that one doesn't work. You now have fire ants on you.

@spartandestroyer: The shield doesn't protect you from damage.

i megacharge the ship. then i use a medkit on myself.

i shrug off the ants.
I get inside the ship
DESTROYER,QUICK,GET YOUR BOARD READY FOR THE ULTIMATE ATTACK!
*BEGINS CHARGING TIDAL WAVE CANNON*

Surfs: spartandestroyer, MEGAMANXPERT
Anti-Surf Offense Network: Patrick2011, d_dude, Paarfam, darkrai097, Einfach
Statuses:
Damaged: Patrick2011, MEGAMANXPERT, spartandestroyer
Critical: none
Dead: Einfach, Paarfam

@MEGAMANXPERT: Secret strategies don't work, so nothing happens.

@spartandestroyer: There is no ship or bubblegum, but your medkit improves you to Damaged.

I use magic to bolster the fire ants.

i teleport into the ship and heal myself with medkits.