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i rip out einfaches lungs and ribs and eat them! then i use surfifor to regenerate hp!

I sing the SURF hymn,boosting all SURF morale by 1337 and increasing instinct by 666%.

i use epicness to slow every single non-surf down and equip my flamethrower.

Surfs: spartandestroyer, MEGAMANXPERT
Anti-Surf Offense Network: Patrick2011, d_dude, Paarfam, darkrai097, Einfach
Statuses:
Damaged: spartandestroyer, Patrick2011, MEGAMANXPERT
Critical: none
Dead: none

@darkrai097: The summoning works and the rhino gets an attack off. Unfortunately, the rhino leaves after attacking.

@spartandestroyer: Buffs do not work on an attack that doesn't work, so you still deal no damage to me.

@Patrick2011: MEGAMANXPERT is disarmed and no longer has the surfboard.

@Einfach: Liquid nitrogen damages MEGAMANXPERT slightly, but not much.

i pull megamanxpert onto my surf board and go absolutely nuts on the surf haters with my hunters claws!

I inject spartandestroyer with a lethal dose of botulinum toxin, which is a neurotoxin that paralyzes you.

i use negate effect rendering botulinum toxin compleatly useless. then i eat einfach.

Me and Einfach use "Super-cute-animal-combination-power!" to turn into a giant monster and we stomp on MEGAMANXPERT.

Surfs: spartandestroyer, MEGAMANXPERT
Anti-Surf Offense Network: Patrick2011, d_dude, Paarfam, darkrai097, Einfach
Statuses:
Damaged: spartandestroyer, Patrick2011, MEGAMANXPERT
Critical: Einfach
Dead: none

@spartandestroyer: You successfully place Einfach on critical. Surfifor doesn't heal, so that didn't work.

@MEGAMANXPERT: The SURF hymn has no effect.

@spartandestroyer: The non-surfs are not slowed down, but you do have a flamethrower.

I use the surfboard to break the flamethrower.

hes with me and i use evasiveness to avoid the stomp and ride up paarfam and einfaches giant monster and set fire to it with the flamethrower.

BUT it was a clone,made out of spirit energy.
I UNLEASH MY GAMING XPERTIENCE:
I CREATE THE HELL OF A MILLION BULLETS(and one SURFBOARD)!
Your evasion and defense are shrunk by 666 (bullethell)!

Me and Einfach use "Super-cute-animal-combination-power!" to turn into a giant monster and we stomp on MEGAMANXPERT.

BUT it was a clone,made out of spirit energy.
I UNLEASH MY GAMING XPERTIENCE:
I CREATE THE HELL OF A MILLION BULLETS(and one SURFBOARD)!
Your evasion and defense are shrunk by 666 (bullethell)!

he was with me and i used evasiveness. so no you didnt. i eat paarfam.

dude,that was the first clone,this is the second one.