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Patrick2011
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In You're banned, spartandestroyer and MEGAMANXPERT are serfs. However, they call themselves surfs. So, I have created a game that pits the so-called surfs against the Anti-Surf Offense Network led by me. Here is the battle status:

Surfs: spartandestroyer, MEGAMANXPERT
Anti-Surf Offense Network: Patrick2011
Statuses:
Damaged: none
Critical: none
Dead: none

Post what you want to do to your opponents in this thread. To join the surfs, say:

"I am a surf."

To join the Anti-Surf Offense Network, say something to the effect of:

"Surfs are bad."

Because I am also playing, anything as a creator will be in normal text, while anything I post as a player will be in italics.

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spartandestroyer
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already had it d-dude so no effect for you! i eat d-dude.

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I put power up spices on d dude before destroyer eats him,destroyers stats went up by 100 (each)

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Surfs: spartandestroyer, MEGAMANXPERT
Anti-Surf Offense Network: Patrick2011, d_dude, Paarfam, darkrai097, Einfach
Statuses:
Damaged: none
Critical: Patrick2011, spartandestroyer
Dead: Einfach, Paarfam, MEGAMANXPERT

@MEGAMANXPERT: The ant repellant didn't work becuase you were too late. The healaalot spell didn't work because you died before getting it off. Because you're dead, the attack has no effect.

@Patrick2011: The beheading puts spartandestroyer on critical.

@Drift89: You are not on a side, so no airstrike.

@spartandestroyer: No resurrection or undead animation, so that action doesn't work.

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I unleash a super gigantic atomic bomb that kills you all!
I do not die because i launched it from standing on Jupiter!!!
Hahaha i just pwned you all!
lol

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i use true form!

true form-ragenerator demon!

hp-999999999
ep-999999999

i use you are all dead.
you are all dead.

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@MEGAMANXPERT: The ant repellant didn't work becuase you were too late. The healaalot spell didn't work because you died before getting it off. Because you're dead, the attack has no effect.

U are just messing with me cuz im wining.
but fine.
I REVIVE MYSELF FROM THE NETHER!
open a time rift
and do all the stuff from y EPIC FORM to here!
I combine true forms
ULTIMATE FUSION!!!!
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20071128020752/annex/images/thumb/9/9a/PstarIV_darkforce3.jpg/185px-PstarIV_darkforce3.jpg
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imma kill you all!

i use clusterblackhole.

everyone is sucked in and decimated. except me. and except my ally who just got out of the land of dead in time to avoid permadeath!

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Surfs: spartandestroyer, MEGAMANXPERT
Anti-Surf Offense Network: Patrick2011, d_dude, Paarfam, darkrai097, Einfach
Statuses:
Damaged: none
Critical: Patrick2011, spartandestroyer
Dead: Einfach, Paarfam, MEGAMANXPERT, d_dude

@d_dude: spartandestroyer has autism now. You got eaten.

@MEGAMANXPERT: STOP ARGUING WITH ME! The ant repellant didn't work, and the ants killed you before you healed yourself or reached True Form. Because you're dead, the spices don't work.

@spartandestroyer: You successfully eat d_dude.

@Drift89: You didn't join a side, so your action has no effect.

I swing at spartandestroyer with my sword.

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I REVIVE MYSELF FROM THE NETHER!
open a time rift
and do all the stuff from y EPIC FORM to here!
I combine true forms
ULTIMATE FUSION!!!!
spartandestroyer
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i dodge the pathetic sword and punt patrick2011 in my true form for instadeath to anyone on critical condition.

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I am on the side, KILL ALL SURFS AND PEOPLE TRYING TO STOP THE SURFS (aka KASAPTTSTS)

spartandestroyer
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i delete drift89. you have to join one of 2 teams not 3.

spartandestroyer
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and d_dude is flagged.

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Surfs: spartandestroyer, MEGAMANXPERT
Anti-Surf Offense Network: Patrick2011, d_dude, Paarfam, darkrai097, Einfach
Statuses:
Damaged: none
Critical: Patrick2011
Dead: Einfach, Paarfam, MEGAMANXPERT, d_dude, spartandestroyer

@spartandestroyer: You don't have such a form and are unable to cast the black hole, so no effect there.

@MEGAMANXPERT: There is no revival, so you are dead.

@Patrick2011: The attack killed spartandestroyer.

UPDATE: The game is over because the surfs are all dead.

Notes: The Anti-Surf Offense Network has won. Let's count the results:

Einfach, Paarfam, MEGAMANXPERT, d_dude, and spartandestroyer are dead. I am at critical. darkrai097 is at full health.

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i accuse you of god modding! i use reversal and patrick2011 is to be tested. kill yourself or be guilty of god modding and get banned from this forum.

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