at school, we had science and our science teacher was explaining what happens when you don't eat fat. a boy in my class is called nikita(he's estonian) and was talking to the russian boy vova or vladimir. The science teacher said "...Periods stop in women, NIKITA!".
Was late, AGAIN, to Video class. I walk in, Mr. Sim lowers his attendance sheet and gives me a look. This guy is known for being tough, but very playful about it. He squints his eyes and says "Late again?"
To which I do some quick thinking and reply;
"Sorry I'm late Mr. Sim. I was far too busy..." I at this point run my hand through my hair, "...being delicious"
The class let out in hysterics, and Mr. Sim lowered his head into his hand, but not a face palm! No! He's the teacher with the reputation for never smiling unless he sees a truly inspiring piece of cinema, and he had to hide his laughter for fear of shame.
This is Your Friendly Neighborhood Satanist. We're done here >B^D
I knew i was going to be late to my next class so right as im closing my locker i see my teacher for my next class, so i followed her all the way to the classroom (i must be a professional stalker because she didnt see me) and i got in right behind her as she closed the door, i was in my seat before she turned around...
In the end of 5th grade, they were handing out the stupid little diplomas and the power suddenly went out and a few people started laughing and the gym teacher was screaming his head off.
Well I was walking though the hall and I said hi to someone and his reply was "One more time and I will call the cops on you" I still have no idea what I did wrong
Mine is kinda like yours but with a teacher. So, one of my friends was talking in class or something (and this one friend is known to talk and bug our teacher in math class, because the teacher doesn't like that person) and I guess he really wasn't paying attention or something because the teacher said something like "You better be quiet or I will put you in the hospital" ah, good times.
In Elementary School. Me and my friends got into the Facepalm joke for a while now. With the double facepalms etc. And my friend Kieran decided to do a triple facepalm. With both hands and his foot. When he did it. Their was dog poop stuck to his shoe. And you can guess what happend next XD
A few years ago, some kid took a dump on the bathroom floor at school. Recently (last year) a guy and his girlfriend did it in a bathroom. Don't worry: it wasn't the same bathroom.
We were learning about WWII and my student teacher opens the door for history and yells "DUCK AND COVER" the entire class impede against the wall and got down on the ground with thief hands over their heads.
A kid was screaming and banging the top of his car where people park and get dropped off. It wasn't until he fell on the ground that his grandmother had stopped the car on his foot by accident. Poor guy lol
My friend loves rock music. {This will come in handy for the story.} So we were having a class "talk" and my friends was headbanging. Finally the teacher said, "Which song are you rocking out to Matthew?"
I was in class and two HUGE dogs ran into or building. Everyone was screaming and some 6th grade boy w as tuning around like crazy. I was laughing the whole time. Our teacher pinned one to the floor and the other ran upstairs were 8th graders were testing. My class was under theirs and I was laughing the whole time cauz all u here is screaming and thumping. I wasn't scared by it, I don't know why everyone else was. 1 came over to me and I pet it until more screaming kids ran by. Very funny
I was in class and two HUGE dogs ran into or building. Everyone was screaming and some 6th grade boy w as tuning around like crazy. I was laughing the whole time. Our teacher pinned one to the floor and the other ran upstairs were 8th graders were testing. My class was under theirs and I was laughing the whole time cauz all u here is screaming and thumping. I wasn't scared by it, I don't know why everyone else was. 1 came over to me and I pet it until more screaming kids ran by. Very funny
it's sad because if they see a dog that is even mildly scary they expect it to eat them
anywho the most random thing that happened since i started highschool was on my first day ( tis my first weekend) my plant & animal science teacher (who along with the other FFA teachers are probably the funnest and coolest teachers on campus) to greet us on the first day stuck his head out the door and yelled, just yelled and ever since he'd yell at people not paying attention, have us give any adult coming in a round of applause, and hugged a plant (he's in charge of the Landscape & Ornamental Horticulture Team)
