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The title says it all.i'll start.
at school, we had science and our science teacher was explaining what happens when you don't eat fat. a boy in my class is called nikita(he's estonian) and was talking to the russian boy vova or vladimir. The science teacher said "...Periods stop in women, NIKITA!".
you can imagine what happened next...
One time after first period s light fell on some kid and had to get 30 stitches to seal his head again. What I liked about I hated him and still do.
Today it was kinda funny. A girl sitting right beside me was talking to another girl in the other side of the class but I was in the middle of the conversation so I listened to everything. They were talking quietly but I could hear though. The girl far away from me was saying "I need an absorbent" but the other girl didn't listen so she said louder "Absorbent!" so a lot of people heard that and started staring at her. They sent me a pencil case where the other girl could put the absorbent inside and sent it back. When the girl went to the bathroom to put that we all started laughing of that situation and even I got embarrassed of that.
Today it was kinda funny. A girl sitting right beside me was talking to another girl in the other side of the class but I was in the middle of the conversation so I listened to everything. They were talking quietly but I could hear though. The girl far away from me was saying "I need an absorbent" but the other girl didn't listen so she said louder "Absorbent!" so a lot of people heard that and started staring at her. They sent me a pencil case where the other girl could put the absorbent inside and sent it back. When the girl went to the bathroom to put that we all started laughing of that situation and even I got embarrassed of that.
wait why is that funny?
Had this thing a few years ago that because I was sick and couldn't come to some long math test so I did it a few days later in some far away classroom that nobody ever goes to with a sleeping teacher watching over me. I was doing the test alone so not much people know about it.
During the time I did the test I started hearing voices from the nearby class, couldn't really understand the words but they sounded like girls. A little while later the voices got Lauder with lots of laughter started going on and I started to understand the words said. It was about half the girls from my class (about 10) talking about what boys they like and what they like about them. On their way out one of them noticed me doing the test right next room and gave me the weirdest look I've ever seen.
Was pretty funny. I think that girl i still somewhat afraid of me now.
The only random thing I can think of is:
In 5th grade, during math class, there was a HUGE fly buzzing around the room. My teacher took one look, and said "big fly."
In 5th grade, during math class, there was a HUGE fly buzzing around the room. My teacher took one look, and said "big fly."
Once, we were in class and there was a girl sitting behind me. She was doing her history workon a separate piece of paper and after she finished, she found her book." Now I have to cop this all out." she said. I asked " Why don't you just stick it in?" and my frind said " Thats what she said!".
We laughed for two full minutes about that.
Today,I was trying to explain how arabic letters are said and their forms to my friend so I said " This is how arabs do it"
We laughed our way through the last 2 minutes of geography class.
1 time during school i was sick but my mom maid me go anyway i sit next to my guy friend Sam in class and I fell asleep then I woke up and he was looking at me and said U no u look dead right? i said shut it. and my teacher thought Sam was talking about her so we both got detention him for saying that and me telling him to shut up it was fun cause our detention teachers hates us so we always talk and through stuff all the time in detention
In 5th grade jokingly i took two of those Bakugan (they were the fad back then) things and said to my friends "Ey guys...look at my balls" The teacher said if i want to talk about body parts go to the nurse. My dad found it Hilarious. 8vD
1 time during school i was sick but my mom maid me go anyway i sit next to my guy friend Sam in class and I fell asleep then I woke up and he was looking at me and said U no u look dead right? i said shut it. and my teacher thought Sam was talking about her so we both got detention him for saying that and me telling him to shut up it was fun cause our detention teachers hates us so we always talk and through stuff all the time in detention
My science teacher was talking about genetically altered organisms. He accidently said "genetically altered orgasms" but most of the class was bored and sleeping by then so I was probably the only one who heard it.
In my computer class the teacher looked up FSU. There was a lot of inapropriate pictures. The best part is the fact that the principal was standing right there. it was near impossible to restore order. I never saw that teacher again.
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