at school, we had science and our science teacher was explaining what happens when you don't eat fat. a boy in my class is called nikita(he's estonian) and was talking to the russian boy vova or vladimir. The science teacher said "...Periods stop in women, NIKITA!".
The other day i got off the bus and there was a kangaroo lying on the ground with 2 broken legs cos it got hit by a car. lol pretty random, i think someone took it to the vet though. I kinda felt sorry for the kangaroo lol.
haha i just remembered once in science our whole class had to got to the library to use the computers for an assignment and me and my friend stole masking tape from the library desk (lol) and went up to people and said that we saw someone going through their bag (we have to put our bags in the front of the library) and when they went to check their bag we would put a bit of tape over the sensor of the mouse and when they came back their reactions when the mouse wasnt working was so funny! Another funny thing is that we didnt actually know what their bag even looked like. we did this to about 4 people lol.
LOL I just remembered the most insane/random thing that happened to me and my class while we were in Lunch.
I was just eating my Pizza that they always give us on Friday and then suddenly some kid that was across my table, whose name is "Kevin Rogers", started jerking his fork up and down on his pizza rapidly while he was yelling this nonsense..."It Feels Good, OH! It Feels SOOO Good!!!" Man, I almost spluttered all my food that was in my mouth onto Kevin's face!
when our teacher left the classroom to get something, this kid jumped up on his chair and said "Let's get this party started!" So then he was dancing around while this one kid was standing watch at the door and he said "The teacher's coming!" so we all sat down. But one girl told on the dancing kid but our teacher didn't believe her! lol :P
I've got a list. You choose which of these is most random.
My friend brought a tub of brown Play-Doh and started throwing wads of it at people. For the Senior Prank this year, they threw Easter eggs all over the floor and the principal dressed up like a giant rabbit. At the Pep rally in the beginning of the year, the principal dressed up like Superman. I wore an eyepatch all day for two days. On one of those days, I spoke with a pirate voice as well. Me and my friends doing a Captain Morgan pose in the middle of a hallway. Wallet slap fights: When one of my friends challenges the other to a duel. The weapon of choice is our wallets.
One time in fourth grade we did a fundraiser type thing and if we got enough, our PE teacher said he would dress up in a dress and the sixth graders would put makeup on him. We got enough and it was hilarious. Plus our teacher is REALLY fat.
my friend told me in the 7th grade, a kid was standing on a ledge and he yelled "I'm gonna commit suicide!" and the teacher said "get your *** down from there!!" and it's funny because its only a 20 ft.drop. that wouldn't kill you that would break your leg!
it was a senior prank my... Sofmore year in high school. on the 300th day of school, a bunch of guys dressed in Spartan Costumes from 300 and were congregating on our mall area ( its a big area where they set up tables for lunch, its like a foyer area,). when one of the vice principals came, they got into the turtle shell formation and after he went away, they broke and the leader guy said " To the locker room! " and the rest replied AAAAHOOOO! so the whole day we got to see spartans in our classrooms. at lunch some hopped on tables and fought eachother with plastic swords
Mr. Burgess, one of my two teachers i have...well no..both my teachers... Mr. Burgess and Mr. Ford burst out in radom dancing all the time..and...Mr. Burgess started to plies in class randomly during a test...so now im traumatized for life...
Well I got 2 senior pranks. The first one was when a few students got out of class and poured baby oil all over the stairs. I got a pass to go to the restroom when the bell rang. People started walking out of their class rooms and I saw like 50-100 people slip and fall down the stairs! I took one good look at them, then walked the opposite direction with a smirk on my face. XD
The other one was the year before when a lot of seniors blocked off all the walk ways, so a crap load of students were piled up in the main commons. Some senior pulled a towel rack out off the bathroom from the upper floor and threw it. It hit some kid on the lower floor and every one just walked off..
