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pratchu
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Here are the different species now scientifically named.

Aboriginus Typus

The original internet troll which started it all. They are knon for exescively using caps and not really meaning anything. Commonly found on politics forums.

Raspicious Acronimius

This troll is rather the complete opposite of the Aboriginus. It usually is polite while arguing but is very racist towards lots of things. Found on politics and religion forums.

Absolutus Misspelius

This type only uses chat language and cannot be bothered to utilise elequent language because they don't facilitate proper English. Mostly found on Miscellaneous forums.

These are the only trolls i can think of. If you have more,post them and they shall be added to the list.

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knight_34
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In my experience(coz i don't go to youtube so much) I have only seen Aboriginus Typus on politic forums.


Trust me, YouTube is a like a boiling pot. It hurts when you're on the receiving end of the hot water. Funny seeing people seriously debate about certain affairs on a totally unrelated video.
DarkGamer99
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Yes Youtube is like troll heaven. I know right. People on there fight about all kinds of stupid things on the video comment's.

Strop
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I'm the best type of troll, the unbanned kind.


There is no such thing. If you are yet unbanned, it is because we have not considered you troublesome enough to require removing

Remember:

Malice is weakness exposed.
Trolls are necessarily malicious.
Therefore all trolls are merely exhibiting a weakness in character.
master565
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Kong has a huge infestation of Absolutus Misspelius, and Aboriginus Typus in their off-topic forums.

Strop
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You know it might make more sense to describe each type respectively as follows:

1) The dumb ones who want to look smart.
2) The smart ones who want to make others look dumb.
3) The dumb ones who aren't interested in looking any less dumb... and these technically aren't trolls as they lack the capacity and often the intent. This description should be replaced by the most dangerous type of all: the methodic madness troll. They are the smart ones who purposefully look dumb, and do so flawlessly. They will destroy a forum not on ideology, but by purposefully driving the community mad with managing not to break any real rules of the site while making no sense, or having some strange nonsensical idiosyncracy which really irks everybody. The lack of grammar and spelling is merely a mask to hide the method in their madness.

Once identified, everybody will try to say "leave that guy alone or they will start with their random crap again" but it never works. Even if the "leave it alone" directive works, the troll achieves the inverse Midas Touch: every thread the troll touches is automatically ruined, for fear of inspiring another rant that somehow doesn't break the rules but still doesn't make sense.

pratchu
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I could use another troll now.

Usernamus Acronimius Typus

This troll is a troll which has the weirdest, most insulting username and usually spells everything wrong. It can also be racist and xenophobic. commonly found on youtube.

sprooschicken
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there are of course several types of troll exsclusive to kongregate:

noobius callius-this is the type that constantly looks for any flaw in what anyone says even when said in jest the troll will leap on the comment and tear it apart, they often hunt in packs and are notoriously hard to eradicate as thgey technically arent breaking any rules, they also like to attack small spelling mistakes and punctuation

yourus spamius-(these infest falsh game disscussions on AG)
they love to ruin forums by telling other users that their comments are spam for absurd reasons, they are in fact wannabe moderators, however their definition of spam does not fit that of the sites and by telling the other user they are spamming they ruin the forum and break the site rules
They are my most hated!

pratchu
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@sprooschicken

remember to put the names in bold if you have a new one.
and i hate Yourus Spamius myself as well! i have mt quite a few who claimed i was spamming.

sprooschicken
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i found one particularly vicious one in the falsh games area, hes still ther ei think

sprooschicken
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yeah thats true but in the end they are only ever a bad thing

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Usernamus Acronimius Typus

This troll is a troll which has the weirdest, most insulting username and usually spells everything wrong. It can also be racist and xenophobic. commonly found on youtube.


Would MEGAMANXPERT fall under this category. His username was in all caps and he got banned. The ban was followed by acmed complaining.
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is very racist towards lots of things


Very racist TOWARDS LOTS OF THINGS??...I hope you just noticed how dumb you are haha.


knon for exescively using caps and not really meaning anything


cannot be bothered to utilise elequent language because they don't facilitate proper English.


Boy, I think you just contradicted yourself and made yourself look like a hypocrite.
Microe
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Sorry clicked submit...

Heres another type of troll for ya


Failures at trying to make scientific names

The title says it all, these trolls try to label other people with scientific names that make no sense.

Microe
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Yea hopefully the guy that made this thread can come and tell us the name for it, since he is pretty good at making scientific names for people, oh..

Microe
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Hmm....I think that would fit something like, Trolls that are very stupid for ____ reason. Try again.

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