Here are the different species now scientifically named.
Aboriginus Typus
The original internet troll which started it all. They are knon for exescively using caps and not really meaning anything. Commonly found on politics forums.
Raspicious Acronimius
This troll is rather the complete opposite of the Aboriginus. It usually is polite while arguing but is very racist towards lots of things. Found on politics and religion forums.
Absolutus Misspelius
This type only uses chat language and cannot be bothered to utilise elequent language because they don't facilitate proper English. Mostly found on Miscellaneous forums.
These are the only trolls i can think of. If you have more,post them and they shall be added to the list.
That only shows the organization of a troll name. Where do you come up with the names themselves?
right, what i do is i look at their personality on the internet and how thy act. but now that i think about it, Aboriginus should be changed to Neanderthus becaus i just realised I am insulting australian aboriginies.
so I look at how they act and what they do. I then group them to a Genus. The Specie says what do they do exactly.
Pratchu, you should create a species for the above poster. He must be new here, because if this thread was pointless then a moderator would've locked it by now, and look at that, a moderator even posted in here. So it isn't pointless.
Pratchu, you should create a species for the above poster. He must be new here, because if this thread was pointless then a moderator would've locked it by now, and look at that, a moderator even posted in here. So it isn't pointless.
His kind is called
Complissius Grammaticus
A troll who solely worries about grammar and punctuation. Usually hunts solo. Found everywhere.
A troll who posts replies often completely unrelated to the subject for the soul purpose of corrupting the thread with off-topic spam and thus burning it to the ground. Found everywhere.
Randomus N00bus Maximus
A troll that make random and off-topic posts. Different from the Off-topicnus Maximus as they are often new users and don't know better. They usually post of topic spam much like they're more advanced counterparts, the difference is they shall stop when warned.
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Pratchu you can fix up the names if needed. I didn't really understand you're guide on troll-naming. XD
This troll tries to become friends with you and act interested at everything you say. Then, when you finally trust him he spams you so much with rude remarks and tries to get you banned
Here's another way of describing this troll: This troll lures other trolls, gets them to quit, then quits. Effectively, these trolls can potentially reduce the number of trolls.
But the rate of reduction of trolls is so small that it dosen't compare to how many join everyday. So it's partiallu usefull, partially a nuisance.
