Here are the different species now scientifically named.
Aboriginus Typus
The original internet troll which started it all. They are knon for exescively using caps and not really meaning anything. Commonly found on politics forums.
Raspicious Acronimius
This troll is rather the complete opposite of the Aboriginus. It usually is polite while arguing but is very racist towards lots of things. Found on politics and religion forums.
Absolutus Misspelius
This type only uses chat language and cannot be bothered to utilise elequent language because they don't facilitate proper English. Mostly found on Miscellaneous forums.
These are the only trolls i can think of. If you have more,post them and they shall be added to the list.
TryingToBeSmartButFailingReallyBadAndMakingABigFoolOutOfThemSelves Maximus The title says it all, these trolls try to label other people with scientific names that make no sense.
Look who's talking mr Extralongbull****ter!
I think theres a kind of troll for you guys.
Aboriginus Activiarus
This group acts in contradiction to everything and insults everyones posts that don't make sense to they're primitive minds. Anything they don't like shall be *****ed on about forever until they finally get it, usually pages later in the thread. Commonly found on www.imabigheadedahole.com or weed forums.
noobius callius-this is the type that constantly looks for any flaw in what anyone says even when said in jest the troll will leap on the comment and tear it apart, they often hunt in packs and are notoriously hard to eradicate as thgey technically arent breaking any rules, they also like to attack small spelling mistakes and punctuation
Not at all exclusive to Kongregate, but in fact an epidemic that infests any forum which purports that users are required to know what they are talking about in order to post, regardless of whether it is philosophy or martial arts or what colour socks are best worn in Siberia in winter.
The trolls that fail badly at trolling. Very easy to deafeate as they end up not trolling at all!
and the
Mr-us.Hyde-us and-us Mr-us.Jekyles-us
The trolls that trick you to think they are you're everyday forum-er,but one day when everybody trust them they snap! And when theyre trolling complete they leve behind them a empty wasteland.
trolls who only troll on forums to collect armor points only found on armor games
now thats a good troll. i think i got another one
Mousius Apsorumties
Basically beginnersin forums who want to get known. They don't troll on purpose but if accused, can go into hiding for days at a time trying to learn how to deal with these people. Found on almost all forums. also has many sores on his fingers becas if repeated spam thread starting.
