Firstly - I'd go to the police and report a missing house, maybe put up a few flyers and stuff to try and raise public awareness. I'd then go on a massive house-hunt, following it's track across the country in an effort to find it again, looking for clues as to its whereabouts.
He, ha, Avorne, you're very clever. Notice, everyone that I didn't say the house got burned down. Ha, ha! Let's assume that rather than the house having run away, it was destroyed by arson.
Alright, GhostOfMatrix, your house is a trailer and has been hooked up and driven away with by some clever thief. What would you do? Make it as crazy as you'd like.
Probably better than roting in one place. Rather than being a homeless, filthy beggar, I'd get to be a homeless filthy beggar traveling and getting to know different cultures.
OH WHERE, OH WHERE HAS MY LITTLE HOUSE GONE? OH WHERE, OH WHERE CAN IT BE? IT HAS A WHITE PICKET FENCE, AND A LUCIOUS GREEN LAWN. OH WHERE, OR WHERE CAN IT BE?
OH WHERE, OH WHERE HAS MY LITTLE HOUSE GONE? OH WHERE, OH WHERE CAN IT BE? IT HAS A WHITE PICKET FENCE, AND A LUCIOUS GREEN LAWN. OH WHERE, OR WHERE CAN IT BE?
That is hilarious
I'd probably find out the arsonist and sue him/her for everything they have and buy a new house with that money.
Let's say my house was burned down. I would track down whoever started the fire and stab his leg with a rusty screwdriver (Unless it was an accident; then I would just slap them) then I would live in a tent until I could buy another house.