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the early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

In reply to somebody being afraid of something:
"It'll only kill you once."

Well, I couldn't really think of anything off the top of my head.

So I went to Google!

[url=http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/keywords/wisest.html]

Dang. Screwed that up.

Here you go.

A favorite of mine has always been:

I try not to take life too seriously. You're never going to get out of it alive anyway.

I've posted that many times before. Just shows how much I like it. :P

"Life sucks, get over it." I knew a guy who used to say that. :P

"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man."

George Bernard Shaw

I saw it in a book.

donât know what the key to success is, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone.
- Bill Cosby

"That light at the end of the tunnel is probably a train."

Not exact words, but close enough to the original quote. Can't remember where I found it.

Best advice in the world:

"If at first you don't succeed, DON"T TRY SKYDIVING!"

One of my favorites:

Genius is the ability to put into effect what is on your mind. - F Scott Fitzgerald

"That light at the end of the tunnel is probably a train." Not exact words, but close enough to the original quote. Can't remember where I found it.

A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
-Homer Simpson

My dad's favorite Homer Simpson quote:

"You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try."

Curiosity spoils the child - Crazy Sage
Procrastination is the root of all evil - Crazy Sage

"For every difficult and complicated question there is an answer that is simple, easily understood, and wrong."

I love this one. I don't know why, but i just do.