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Turtelman1234
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What is the lamest joke or pun you've ever heard? It could've made you laugh uncontrollably, or it could've made you not laugh at all.

I'll start everyone off with some:

The Eenergizer Bunny was arrested, he was charged with battery.

What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves

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CommanderPaladin
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A bar walks into a joke, and the bartender says "What is this, a camel, a toad and a monkey?!"

ianhq
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ianhq
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2 guys walk into a bar....Ouch!

aamer13
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what do u call a thread thats stupid Lame Jokes/puns

Turtelman1234
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what do u call a thread thats stupid Lame Jokes/pun


What do you call a rather successful Tavern Thread? Lame Jokes/puns. If you don't like the thread don't post in it.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
CommanderPaladin
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Right now I'm floating on air.
It's because I forgot to pay the gravity bill.

CommanderPaladin
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P1: Sprechen ze deutsch?
P2: No, Fly in the soup!

alovera1
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gravity always ets me down

athiesm is a nonprophet orginization

if everything is coming at you your in the wrong lane then

alovera1
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alovera1
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sorry for DP

what were hitlers last words

no i said bring me some juice not burn the jews

tiniesthawk
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What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!

AfterBurner0
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Can cardboard box? No, but a tin can.

Ernie15
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no i said bring me some juice not burn the jews


I believe it goes more like, "No, I said I wanted concentrated juice!"

But I'm sure there are many variations.
CommanderPaladin
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Pre-appropriated solidified dairy product:
Nacho Cheese

dudeguy45
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Whats green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

cjhall
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Three drunks walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

ova9000
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how do you turn an apple upside down
you flip it
IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE SOMEONE SAID ITS FUNNY BUT ITS NOT!

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