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Turtelman1234
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What is the lamest joke or pun you've ever heard? It could've made you laugh uncontrollably, or it could've made you not laugh at all.

I'll start everyone off with some:

The Eenergizer Bunny was arrested, he was charged with battery.

What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves

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CommanderPaladin
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How do you make apple pie?

Multiply the square of its radius by 3.14159.

Maverick4
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Whats green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels


The only thing sadder than anti-jokes is your mom. No seriously, she forgot to take her anti-deppresants.
crazyape
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How is a raven like a writing desk?
The both have up-front bills.

Ernie15
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What do people in China call their good plates?

crazyape
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America?
Lolz.

What did the frog say to the power tool?
Rivvet.

SenorCactus
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*Knock Knock*
"Who's there?"
"The interrupting cow"
"The interrupti-"
"MOOOOO"

Turtelman1234
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Person 1: Ok, so i've got this real good knock knock joke, but you have to start it.
Person 2: Ooook? Knock knock
Person 1: Who's there?
Person 2: ......

Get it?

xNightwish
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What do u have when you got a elephant in a tree?
One less on the ground.
What do u have when u put another elephant in the tree?
One less on the ground.
What do u have when u put another elephant in the tree?
A pretty strong tree.

CommanderPaladin
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Name of an executioner's fraternity:
De-Kappa-Tation

sensanaty
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Guy 1: Knock, Knock
Guy 2: Who's there?
Guy 1: No one
Guy 2: No one who?
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: No one who!?
Guy 1: ....
Guy 2: FINE! BE THAT WAY!!

Turtelman1234
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I hate it when people don't finish the punch lines of jokes,
it really makes me want to...

invalid777
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LAME PUN:
A bike can't stand on its own because it is too tired.

Ernie15
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because it is too tired.


It's better if you say "because it's two-tired". It adds to the punny-ness.

Before you sneeze, say peeka, so it would sound like peeka-chuuu.


If you forget to do that, don't worry. You can always just say "bacca" afterwards.
jakehcatcher
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Here is a blonde joke. why does a blonde have tgif on there shoes? they have it for toes go in first!!!! haha badoom ching!

SquirrelMaster0282
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Ok this kid is praying to god

Kid "God, how much is a million dollars to you

God "one penny"

Kid "how long is a million years to you"

God "one second"

Kid "God, can I have a penny"

God "sure just wait a second"

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