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Turtelman1234
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What is the lamest joke or pun you've ever heard? It could've made you laugh uncontrollably, or it could've made you not laugh at all.

I'll start everyone off with some:

The Eenergizer Bunny was arrested, he was charged with battery.

What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves

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JellyBear
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What does a ghost wear when it's raining outside?

Boooooooooooooooots! (;

cloudstar
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Ok. I got one.

1: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
2: I don't know. Why?
1: To get to the other slide!
Get it? THe other SLIDE?!
Hahahahahaha!

The lamest it gets...

CommanderPaladin
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Why did the cow go to McDonald's?

He was tired of running and decided to turn himself in.

JellyBear
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Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?

Because he was a little shellfish.

crazyape
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Diehria is an inherited trait: It runs in the jeans.
I know that's messed up....

JellyBear
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What did the big bucket say to the little bucket?

You look a little pail!

CommanderPaladin
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What is a constellation when it is being a jerk?

A Big DIPper.

JellyBear
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What do cats eat for breakfast?

Mice Krispies!

Epic563
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What do pigs put on their skin?

Oink-ment.

CommanderPaladin
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Why are rhinos hard to find?

Because they have a hide.


Why are rhinos easy to find?

Because they have a horn.

alovera1
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what did the mayonase say to the open fridge


close the door im dressing


jokes just get so lame.



what did one ocean say to the other


nothing they just waved.


oh jokes these days.


why dont elephants go to beaches


cause their trunks keep falling down


how much worse do they get.




in new york a new store opened called the husband store its for women who dont have husbands to get husbands thier and thiers 7 floors all the men are different on each floor and theirs rules once you go up a floor you cant go back once your on a floor you either get a husband on that floor or go up one.

ok so this lady comes in and shes sees a door and theres a sign it says these are kind men. she thinks hmm i wonder whats next. she goes to the 2nd floor the sign says these are good men who love thier wifes shes like this is getting better im going up a floor. 3rd floor the sign says these are good men who love their wifes and love children and shes like im goin to the 4th floor. 4th floor the sign says these are good men who love their wifes and love children and are active then shes like 5th floor. 5th floor the sign says these are good men who love their wifes and love children and are active and love god 6th floor time. 6th floor the sign says these are good men who love their wifes and love children and are active and love god also they love to laugh she like Im totally going to the 7th floor. 7th floor the sign says thier are actually no men on this floor this is just to women how thier imposible to please.

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This is for you Pokémon fans out there,

Before you sneeze, say peeka, so it would sound like peeka-chuuu.

xeano321
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Why did the boy fall off his bike?

Cause his mom threw a fridge at him.

zakyman
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Why did the boy fall off his bike?

Cause his mom threw a fridge at him.


I should sue you for that...

Three dogs, two cats, and a chicken walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of joke?!"
Rylo98
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What did the toast say to the knife?
I don't know, what?
You butter me up!

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