OKay, so there's a guy from Ohio in a minivan, and a guy from texas behind him, in a truck, both stuck in traffic. The guy in the truck is gettin' really close to the guy in the minivan..... The guy in the minivan tells him to back off. The Texan says "O, hi... Er...." The guy in the minivan yells "Don't you make fun of my state, hear?!" Texan replies "What was that, son?" Distracted, he accidentally rams the the other guy's car. A lane opens up, and the Ohian Takes it, peeling out, and yelling "LATER GATER" Out the window.
Above longest lamest.... Anti-Nationalist.... And totally South'un joke on earth. "Later gater" is actually supposed to be from another lame joke: P1:Later gaitor!(alligatour) p2: After a while, crocodile!... And gater... Tail-gater.... Lawng live rockin' Rouwl beby!
A... Bra? Okay, that's not even lame. Thats not even a joke. That's just kinda.... Queer
I thought it was pretty funny. And it's a thread about lame jokes and puns, and that was a joke, and it was a lame joke at that, which means the post satisfies the needs of this thread.
...logic'd
Metal is like an apple. You throw away the core.
Music is like a candy bar. You throw away the wrapper.
What is it called when ents have sex? It's a TREESome! Pardon if the above joke was vulgar. It's the first one I thought up all on my own. It's not even that bad, actually.....
