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i mustache you guys a question...

i think i'll shave it for later, though.

anyway, i'll be over hair if you need me.

i mustache you guys a question...

i think i'll shave it for later, though.

anyway, i'll be over hair if you need me.

That just made me puke...

I really don't care about your opinONION at all.
It just makes me cry.
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Have you seen the clown that hides behind ugly people?
Rethink your answer if you said no.
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I said to my plumber, "I have a leek in my sink, and a pickle with my toilet!" I don't understand why he couldn't fix them.
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I called 911 to report assault. The chef next door beat an Egg.


All the jokes and lame puns here.

P1: wunna hwr a joke?

P2: sure???...

P1: Whomens rights!!!

ok heres another one.seven eight nine

say it a few times if you dont get the first time

seven eight nine

A patient walk into a doctors office.
Doctor: Ok who's next?
Patient: I have a problem. No one seems to notice me.
Doctor: I said, who's next?

I have a problem. No one seems to notice me.

man finds aladins lamp
rubs it
genie comes out and says what may i do for u master?
man:make a palace for me
Genie: f off man if i could make a palace why would i live in a lamp

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

'Cause the cow's got the udder!

A guy goes to the doctor and when he gets in the room, the doctor asks, "What are you in for today?" The man replies "My butt is broken" The doctor asks, "What makes you think that?' The man says "There's a crack in it."

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why did the road cross the chicken?

To see the dark side of the rooster.

Why did the man dump ground beef on his head?

He wanted a meatier shower!