The Buddha approaches a hot dog stand, and says to the hot dog vendor, "Make me one with everything."
A priest and the Dalai Lama were making toast. The priest pulls out his piece and says, "The face of Christ is burned into my toast! I can't believe it!" The Dalai Lama replies, "I can't believe it's not Buddha!"
two muffins were in the oven one muffin says to the other muffin "Hey its gettin hot in here or what?" the other muffin responds "HOLY SHYT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"
two muffins were in the oven one muffin says to the other muffin "Hey its gettin hot in here or what?" the other muffin responds "HOLY SHYT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"
Two muffins are put in the oven. Its set for 350 degrees, and after cooking for 25 minutes, they're pulled out, cooled, and eaten.