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Turtelman1234
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What is the lamest joke or pun you've ever heard? It could've made you laugh uncontrollably, or it could've made you not laugh at all.

I'll start everyone off with some:

The Eenergizer Bunny was arrested, he was charged with battery.

What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves

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Maverick4
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I saw a baseball getting bigger once. I couldn't figure out what was happening.

Then it hit me.

Turtelman1234
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I'm relished by the fact that you've mustard the courage to ketchup with me.

idontsuckthatmuch
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[quote]9/11 jokes aren't funny; they're just plane wrong.
I saw a baseball getting bigger once. I couldn't figure out what was happening.

Then it hit me.
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Did your friends tell you these ones, too? If they do, there are a few possibilities:

1) A freaky coincidence.
2) A strangely similar sense of humor to both the Anti-Joke Chicken and the Lame Pun Coon.
3) They actually look at the memes.
4) All of the above.

Strange, isn't it? O_o
Turtelman1234
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I have heard of some of those before I even heard of memes.

Like this one: Holocaust jokes aren't funny, Anne Frankly, I won't tolerate them.

The Lame Pun Coon and Anti-Joke Rooster are basically ways for those jokes/puns to get famous.

idontsuckthatmuch
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I have heard of some of those before I even heard of memes.

Like this one: Holocaust jokes aren't funny, Anne Frankly, I won't tolerate them.

The Lame Pun Coon and Anti-Joke Rooster are basically ways for those jokes/puns to get famous.


I guess that means I've probably been spending too much time on Memebase. :/
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@Ernie That dodecathedral one is great, lol.

I came up with another one:

p1: *Holding sugar bowl up to ear*
p2: "Hey p1, what are you-?"
p1: "Ssh! I'm listening to Meshuggah."

Thumbs up if you get it, lol.

Turtelman1234
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"Ssh! I'm listening to Meshuggah."


Haha, I love that band.

What did one pumpkin say to the other pumpkin?
Happy Halloween!
destruction101
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Why did the doctor cross the road?
Because he wanted to get himself run over so that he could fix himself and increase his mal practice insurance.
That is really bad.

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I bought my girlfriend corrective eye surgery for her birthday, and then she dumped me!

reefacheefa
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

Ernie15
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I told my girlfriend I wanted to kill her. She said I needed professional help.

So I hired a hitman.

Legion1350
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I bought my girlfriend corrective eye surgery for her birthday, and then she dumped me!


Lol, did you get that from Geechi Guy on America's Got Talent? He had that exact same joke.

Haha, I love that band.


To be honest, I haven't even listened to them, lol. I just noticed the possible pun.
dudeguy45
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A pun is it's own reword.

Dragonblaze052
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A pun is it's own reword.

I see it as more of a punishment.

I told my girlfriend I wanted to kill her. She said I needed professional help.

So I hired a hitman.

It seems you have hired a poor shot. I will give you a free killing, if you would like.
Turtelman1234
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To be honest, I haven't even listened to them, lol


Well I've actually, I lied. I've only listened to one song by them. But I did buy it, though. It was a good song. It's called Bleed.

I was going to wear my camo shirt today, but I couldn't find it.
Courtisy of Geechi Guy.
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