What is the lamest joke or pun you've ever heard? It could've made you laugh uncontrollably, or it could've made you not laugh at all.I'll start everyone off with some:The Eenergizer Bunny was arrested, he was charged with battery.What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves
Wow this is absolutely horrible. Just read every joke/pun there is. The topic is being followed greatly.
This is one my 5 year old sister made up:Knock KnockWho's there?GlassesGlasses who?Glasses an apple married a peach. XPShe has a way with words dosent she? *He says sarcasticly*
I dont know any lame joke...thats lame-B
Why did the Polar Bear eat the Penguin.It didn't, Polar Bears live in the North Pole.Why did the Penguin eat the Polar Bear. 'Cause it was hungry.
Lame Pun Coon'Nuff said.
Those are aweful...
What's can break the ice better than a hammer?This conversation, hello my name is...
What do you call a couple of spiders who just had a wedding?Newly Webs
Q: Where do 12-sided polyhedrons go to worhsip?A: At the dodecathedral.I just made that one up and I'm actually kind of proud of it.
9/11 jokes aren't funny; they're just plane wrong.
p1:knock knockp2: Who's there?p1: UPSp2: Oh. just leave it on by the door.
P1: Hey, can I help you?P2: Yeah... Uh, I wanna... I wanna C-U-P...
I didn't use to like moss all that much, but then it started to grow on me.
Person 1: Hello, how are you doing today?Person 2: I am doing good. How about yourself then?Person 1: Good as well. Thanks for asking.Person 2: No problem.
Don't know if someone's already posted this one but who cares!Person1: Wanna hear a joke?Person2: Yeah!Person1: YOUR LIFE!
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