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Did your friends tell you these ones, too? If they do, there are a few possibilities:

1) A freaky coincidence.
2) A strangely similar sense of humor to both the Anti-Joke Chicken and the Lame Pun Coon.
3) They actually look at the memes.
4) All of the above.

2,000 post, by the way.

What happens when you drive?

Answer: you are in a car!

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile?

"Hey robin, get in the Batmobile."

Person 1: Wanna hear the cookie joke?
Person 2: Yeah!
Person 1: Nah. It's too crumby.

Maverick4:
"If I could re-write the alphabet...

I'd leave it just the way it was. :/
"
Am I lame for laughing at this? Haha, let me try...

What does a vegan zombie eat?
...
Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!

what do an elephant and a grape have in common? both are purple, except for the elephant.

Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night... One was assaulted

Is it a bad thing that I've laughed at just about all of these?

@Turtelman1234

No, not at all!

I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.

Circles are pointless. I just can't seem to wrap my head around them.

(This is more of cruel irony, but it's true) The Chinese chemists who were trying to find an elixer of life created gunpowder.

LOL really?

Yep! Type in "gunpowder" on wiki. Or type in "elixer of life gunpowder" on google. I think it was during the Tang dynasty in the 8th century, but I'm doing this on my phone which means it would take too long for me to check.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

All these jokes are really punny.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

When you read a book, you see many words.