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lonewolf537
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Nomad

a game in which you somehow break or lose a legendary weapon and then create a new one which the next poster must break.

example:
me: super emo blade of wrist sliting

next poster: broke it trying to slit my wrist. uber blade of double postage

next poster: gave it to a hobo for a shiney piece of dirt.

ect ect. feel free to be as cheesy as you want in breaking or creating new weapons.

i'll start. uber pwnage hammer of whitesmithing death.

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RoY_aHoI77
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Jester

but your neighbor is a priest who destroy it

i have a great mouse of endboss destructing

_Talking_Banana_
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_Talking_Banana_
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Nomad

Your mouse can only destroy bosses, and is powerless to small enemies.

I have a multi-targeting quad barrel missile launcher.

jwalshjr
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Peasant

ok, but it can only target you and no one else, so when you shoot... you lose 4 lives!

i wish i had orange chicken

RoY_aHoI77
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Jester

yeah but i put it in honey and tabasco and eat it up

i have an super ultra megazord with sword of power (ha the power rangers never was beaten^^)

rj28
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it was only made of legos so i kicked it

http://images.uncyc.org/pt/thumb/3/30/Powerrangers-zord.jpg/180px-Powerrangers-zord.jpg

i have an army of stelth jets that can't be tracked or locked on to

http://www.montana.edu/4hweb/profiles/ggiem/Jets.jpg

RoY_aHoI77
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Jester

but we launch an great emp pulse in the sky so the electronics fail and they crash down to earth

i am the hulk and i'm really upset

http://www.hulklibrary.com/hulk/images/hulk-from-the-movie.jpg

rj28
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i give him a laxitive and hes happy

i have the us army
http://www.imageseek.com/m1a/gallery/albums/service/102805_US_Army_in_Mianashin_Afghanistan_US_Army_Photo.sized.jpg

RoY_aHoI77
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Jester

buahahahahahaha i'm kaled al asad(CoD4) and i'm blastin you away with my nuclear device

I'm aids(i know not funny but its a good weapon)

jwalshjr
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Peasant

well i already have aids (not really)... so you can no longer affect me!!

i have a bowl of Cinnoman that you have to continually sniff!

RoY_aHoI77
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Jester

I have a stuffed-up nose so it doesn't work^^

i've got a huge burning field of pot and its smoke makes all people around the world nice friendly and sleepy^^

Roshka
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Nomad

Well I've got a gas mask.

I re-make my amazing zombie sword and rule with an iron fist.

RoY_aHoI77
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Jester

but its iron so i take water and a limited timewarp field and let your fist rust!!!!

i got a real character of fable and put the mask of jack of blades on

rumen
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rumen
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Nomad

MapleStory guys come and PWN Fable guy.
http://anime.osiristeam.net/images/others/maple.jpg

lonewolf537
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Nomad

ummm, i dont believe that a person is a weapon. therefor your post is null and void.


uberpwnagebladeofowningindistructableness.

jwalshjr
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Peasant

you drop it and accidently slice your foot off and i take it!

i have a super deadly tazer gun

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