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lonewolf537
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a game in which you somehow break or lose a legendary weapon and then create a new one which the next poster must break.

example:
me: super emo blade of wrist sliting

next poster: broke it trying to slit my wrist. uber blade of double postage

next poster: gave it to a hobo for a shiney piece of dirt.

ect ect. feel free to be as cheesy as you want in breaking or creating new weapons.

i'll start. uber pwnage hammer of whitesmithing death.

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Megaman2525
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Nomad

I spend the shiny dime and again I have my scissors

chiliad_nodi
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Peasant

Well, I weld your scisors together with a torch.

I have a secret weapon!

Megaman2525
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Nomad

You forget how to use ur secret weapon, I know have a graduated cylinder of HCI (acid) :-)

chiliad_nodi
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Peasant

It breaks in your hand and your hand dissoloves.

I have the thor's hammer

Megaman2525
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Nomad

The scream for the pain is so loud the hammer blows up, I now have a empty can

chiliad_nodi
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Peasant

I fill it up...

I have the quiz you can never pass. And you fail if you destroy it!

jwalshjr
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Peasant

i give it to my brother who destroyes it, so he fails not me!

i have a uber roll of duct tape! it is unbreakable, and unpeelable

chiliad_nodi
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Peasant

I stick it to itself

I have the lens of truth

jwalshjr
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Peasant

you lie into it and it devourers you whole

i have a dog.... that eats souls!!!

Megaman2525
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Nomad

I distract it with an evil cat
I now have a cell phone

jwalshjr
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Peasant

i throw it at the wall.... but when it stays in tact i drop it in your toxic diaria so it melts

i have poisoned food!

chiliad_nodi
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Peasant

but you don't realize it is poisoned, and you eat it.

I have a lead pipe. (lame I know)

westonlea7
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Yeah then i drenched you with cold ice water and your pipe shriveled down to a small wet noodle.

I have a sexy back

jwalshjr
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Peasant

ok but you get malled by people wanting to see it and you suffacate!

i have an emo paperclip with aids blood on it!

Roshka
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But it's your blood so you die of AIDS.

I have the amazing magic zombie sword.

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