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lonewolf537
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a game in which you somehow break or lose a legendary weapon and then create a new one which the next poster must break.

example:
me: super emo blade of wrist sliting

next poster: broke it trying to slit my wrist. uber blade of double postage

next poster: gave it to a hobo for a shiney piece of dirt.

ect ect. feel free to be as cheesy as you want in breaking or creating new weapons.

i'll start. uber pwnage hammer of whitesmithing death.

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Megaman2525
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The marble comes back at a incredible speed and destroyes ur M64

Now I have a flaming marble

walaroo
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walaroo
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i spit on the flaming marble and make another hill of bazookas, mentioned by me in the king of the hill topic

Kauhana
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Kauhana
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I shoot one of them. The chain reaction of explosions annihilates the general area.

I have a gunscythe. ^.^

Megaman2525
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Look over there! You look as I steal for scythe I cut u and i add a machine gun to it

I have a gunscythe with a machine gun

raigeki
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raigeki
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but it will be melted into shreds by my acid grenade launching device that can be only used by me!!!!

_Talking_Banana_
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_Talking_Banana_
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Turns out, your gun is all in your imagination and is completely useless.

I have mother insults.

_Talking_Banana_
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_Talking_Banana_
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Your candy lives a short life as it falls into the hydrochloric acid in the digestive depths of my stomach.

Megaman2525
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I wear earmuffs of silence and cant hear ur insults, they are now useless

I now have a peice of candy

_Talking_Banana_
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_Talking_Banana_
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Sorry, forgot to post a weapon. My bad for the double post.

I have some chap stick.

Megaman2525
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Dang that was a very nice scientific remark, Nice One Talking Banana

But since you ate my candy I pulled out a spork of fire

_Talking_Banana_
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Er, thanks Megaman. At least my science teacher's ranting is good for something!

Your spork therefore useless since it is on fire and cannot be used to eat with. D:

(From above post) I have some chap stick.

Megaman2525
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No my fork!

I use ur chapstick and it dissapears, I now have a flashlight

_Talking_Banana_
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Er, your flashlight runs out of batteries.

I have some lint, a penny, and whatever else in in my pocket.

By the way Megaman I'll be off line for a while, this is getting boring. D:

Megaman2525
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I throw away the lint, I use the penny and I take out a pair of scissors

_Talking_Banana_
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_Talking_Banana_
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I have... A shiny dime!

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