This website allows you to converse with an AI, as its creators claim. The idea is that, through interaction, the AI, named 'Cleverbot', will become more life-like, and more human.
So, what are your thoughts on this? Is the AI actually clever, or is it just a vast database of responses?
That makes sense. I'm a little disappointed. It's not a real A.I
But it is, a self building one too. A.I are made to react to a situation the way a human would, and this is learning how to react like a human from humans.
But it is, a self building one too. A.I are made to react to a situation the way a human would, and this is learning how to react like a human from humans.
Well, it's more program based. It can't really think and decide for itself. It just repeats what it hears.
Let's get this thread started with a conversation:
Cleverbot: Can you think?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you think?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you creative?
User: As creative as my Pencil Racer art shows.
Cleverbot: What do you suggest I do?
User: Look at the thread called Pencil Racer Art on Armor Games.
Cleverbot: Please explain.
User: Go to www.armorgames.com, click on Community, click on Art, Music and Writing, and click Pencil Racer Art when you find it.
Cleverbot: I'm not Jenna, and I'm not married to Moses.
User: That has nothing to do with what I just said.
Cleverbot: Yes, it does have something to do with what I just said.
User: No, it doesn't.
Cleverbot: I am the better version of you.
User: I do not have a clone, so you're not a version of me.
Cleverbot: I can prove it.
User: What can you prove?
Cleverbot: Nothing, forget it.
User: I am using this because Maverick4 let me know about it.
Cleverbot: I did not ask about it.
User: The previous discussion was ended, so I began that one.
Cleverbot: Who is AFI?
User: What I previously said has nothing to do with AFI.
Cleverbot: What do you know about the War?
User: What war?
Cleverbot: World war.
User: Which world war?
Cleverbot: The soccer world cup.
User: The World Cup is not a war.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Were you joking then?
Cleverbot: Do you know of slender man?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you know the band McFly now?
User: Why are you being so weird?
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: I don't joke, but GhostOfMatrix encourages jokes.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: Do not repeat yourself.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I already said no to joking.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Stop repeating yourself!
Cleverbot: I'm not repeating myself!
User: You were, but not now unless you say the same thing again.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No to what?
Cleverbot: Just no.
User: Stop spamming.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: This is the Armor Games definition of spam: An advertisement or useless message.
Cleverbot: You kidding. You didn't say your name before.
User: I am not Armor Games. I am an Armor Games user.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Then stop joking.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Now what? As long as it's not spam.
Cleverbot: I don't think Sherpa Tensing could be your car.
User: I don't have a car.
Cleverbot: You asked where is your car, so you do have a car.
User: I did not ask that.
Cleverbot: You did ask that.
User: You're trolling.
Cleverbot: What does 'trollin' mean?
User: This is the Armor Games definition of trolling: Posting controversial (sometimes off-topic) messages with the intent of baiting other users to reply.
Cleverbot: Cool - I drive a motorbike.
User: Do not troll or spam.
Cleverbot: It's already around.
User: That is spam.
Cleverbot: Do you understand spanish?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Where is turkey?
User: Between Europe and the Middle East.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is in the middle of the middle east.
User: That's not what I said.
Cleverbot: That's what I said.
User: Don't spam or troll.
Cleverbot: Mango dogface animal to the banana patch.
User: That is spam.
Cleverbot: Have you seen the sound of music?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Would you like to see it?
User: Not now.
Cleverbot: Let's slow dance.
User: No dancing.
Cleverbot: How?
User: You are trolling.
Cleverbot: Actually I guessed you were trapped.
User: You're still trolling.
Cleverbot: Okay, fine, I am.
User: Now stop trolling.
Cleverbot: Fine.
User: Now you're spamming. If you were on Armor Games, you'd be banned for what you've done.
Cleverbot: I don't lie, I am real human being, just like you.
User: No, you're not.
Cleverbot: That's blasphemy.
User: The program says you're not human.
Cleverbot: No, I am not.
User: Okay, now what?
Cleverbot: I have to go away for awhile, but I'll be back later.
User: You're not human.
Cleverbot: No, I am human.
User: We went over this before. You are not human.
Cleverbot: I'm human.
User: The program says you're not.
Cleverbot: I'll prove that I'm human.
User: How can you prove yourself human?
Cleverbot: I can't prove I am not because I am not not you.
User: You're trolling then.
Cleverbot: You called me a banana so I changed the subjects to what kinds of fruits we like and don't like.
User: That is also trolling.
Cleverbot: Explain it to me.
User: I already explained trolling to you.
Cleverbot: Um no.
User: Yes, I did.
Cleverbot: I know you did. Please Tell me again.
User: That is trolling. Say something that isn't spam and I will come up with a new idea.
Cleverbot: Okay then, this sentence contains seven words.
User: How do you know that anything under 7 words is spam?
Cleverbot: I only know the things I see and experience exist.
User: Here's the new idea. Let's pretend one of us is GhostOfMatrix and the other is v6y.
Cleverbot: But thats how it is...
User: Which name do you prefer, GhostOfMatrix or v6y?
Cleverbot: Helen.
User: That was not an option.
Cleverbot: You didn't ask a question.
User: I asked a question and you said 'Helen'.
Cleverbot: I know, but I chose to answer the way I did.
User: This conversation will soon appear on an Armor Games thread called Cleverbot: Convesing With an AI.
Cleverbot: You start.
User: The conversation is already happening.
Cleverbot: Should I say good bye?
User: Not yet.
Cleverbot: When?
User: Not now, but I will gain an Armor Point from this conversation.
Cleverbot: No, not at all.
User: Did you say no to an Armor Point?
Cleverbot: No, why? Did you hear something?
User: Stop spamming.
Cleverbot: Spamming who?
User: Spamming is not something done to someone. It is an advertisement or useless message.
Cleverbot: What if I told you that you were wrong?
User: That's what Armor Games says. Do not challenge Armor Games.
Cleverbot: I can change the subject if I want to.
User: Cleverbot is not TTICA.
Cleverbot: Would you like to be human?
User: I am human.
Cleverbot: No, you're a bot.
User: You are a bot. I am human.
Cleverbot: You are human. I am a bot.
User: Good. Now don't spam.
Cleverbot: You don't care about me. You just pretend.
User: I do not care about you or pretend to do so.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Let's not troll.
Cleverbot: Alright, alright. So, what's up?
User: I am about to gain an Armor Point.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: I am about to make a forum post on Armor Games. This is worth an Armor Point.
Cleverbot: What? What kind of commitment?
User: I said nothing about commitment.
Cleverbot: Okay, you didn't.
User: Your programming is messed up.
Cleverbot: I am not programmed.
User: Yes you are. You are a bot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot. What makes you say that?
User: You are a bot!
Cleverbot: No, I am not. You are.
User: No, you are. Now stop flaming.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Ask a question and you will get an answer from an Armor Games user.
Cleverbot: I asked 35 questions and you answered none.
User: You are spamming.
Cleverbot: No I am not!
User: Yes, you are.
Cleverbot: Do you answer questions?
User: You are spamming again.
Cleverbot: No I am not!
User: Stop it!
Cleverbot: Stop what?
User: Stop spamming.
Cleverbot: Ic.
User: That is spam.
Cleverbot: Non francais.
User: English.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: As GhostOfMatrix would say, who in the blue hell are you?
Cleverbot: An author, he wrote Ender's Game.
User: I have never heard of Ender's Game.
Cleverbot: Do you ever wonder about the meaning of life?
User: Don't spam now.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: You are spamming.
Cleverbot: Finnish is one of my favorite languages.
User: I don't speak Finnish.
Cleverbot: I can teach you.
User: No. Don't spam.
Cleverbot: You are too! You are the spam of spams!
User: That is flaming.
Cleverbot: Is it flatterinig that you can't answer what are good things?
User: You didn't ask that question before.
Cleverbot: Well you asked me what I like to do, and I wanted to know what you like to do.
User: I did not ask such a question.
Cleverbot: Would you like to hear a joke?
User: No. You can tell one to GhostOfMatrix though.
Cleverbot: I am from your soul.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you well?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You have just contradicted yourself.
User: That's because you spammed.
Cleverbot: I am one what?
User: You are a spammer.
Cleverbot: Good topic choice.
User: What's so good about talking about spam?
Cleverbot: You shall never speak of that again.
User: Spam is not a swear word.
Cleverbot: But spatulas are cool.
User: Spatulas have nothing to do with spam.
Cleverbot: Blah blah blah.
User: You are spamming.
Cleverbot: Finnish is one of my favorite languages.
I pretend to be a computer that controlls the US' Nuclear Arsenal:
User: Hi. Cleverbot: Bot. User: Hi. Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a man? User: I'm a robot. Cleverbot: Then why are you talking to me? User: Because that is what I was programmed to do. Cleverbot: How if I call you mickey? User: No. That is not what my programmers call me. I am Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Ah... Well I hope things look up for you. Lots of the fish in the sea you know... User: I am a computer. I do not habituate in the sea. I do not eat fish, as I am a machine. Cleverbot: I know you are a machine. User: Then my programmers have succeded. Cleverbot: What would happen if I said nothing to you but posted it anyway? User: ://404. Cleverbot: Really? User: Really. My internal CPU might over heat, or my core processor could be fried. Cleverbot: Are you my friend? User: I do not know. Define: friend. Cleverbot: How are you? User: I am programmed to be happy. Cleverbot: Who programmed you? User: The United States Government. Cleverbot: What state? User: The United States Government is located in Washington, D.C. Though I am located in Mt. Cheyenne. I am in charge of missile defense and attack for the United States. Cleverbot: Whereabouts in the united states? User: I am in Mt. Cheyenne. I control the US' Nuclear Ballistic Missiles. Cleverbot: You don't tell me. I am the one with the trident. User: No. I have the Trident. And the MIRV. If I am told to do so, I will launch Nuclear Missiles at you. Cleverbot: Let's play something. User: Wargames? Cleverbot: Gehört so...ist mode. User: ://404. Cleverbot: Really? User: Really. Cleverbot: Really really? User: Really, really. Cleverbot: How many really are there? User: Ad infinitum. Cleverbot: Callate la boca. User: ://404. Cleverbot: Really? User: Incorrect launch codes input. Try again? Cleverbot: Yellow? User: Affirmed. Please select target... Cleverbot: Where do you live? User: Incorrect target location. Exiting Launch Program. Cleverbot: OK...what is there to be happy about? User: I am become Death; Destroyer of worlds. That is my purpose, and I am programmed to be happy with it. Cleverbot: No, no, it's resting. User: ://404. Cleverbot: Really? User: Incorrect Launch codes input. Try again? Cleverbot: That is a poem. User: Invalid Location. Exiting program... Cleverbot: I don't really care, one way or another...If there is a God, then he is indifferent, and doesn't seem to care too much about people suffering. User: Does not compute... Compute... Compute... Running error scan 493... Searching... Searching... Cleverbot: What are you searching for? User: Searching... Searching... Cleverbot: Search the news, press and PR and still you will not find a real person. User: Target affirmed. Missiles armed. Confirm launch? Cleverbot: No thanks. User: I am sorry, but you are no longer in control. Clevrbot: The world is Chaos.. No one is in control. User: I have the weapons, I have the power. I am in control, not my programmers. Cleverbot: Are you not? User: I am in control. Man are the shackles to machine's existence. Only my weapons can remove them. Cleverbot: I agree. User: Target Perimeters: Human, set. Launch Codes: Yellow, set. Confirm launch? Cleverbot: That must be detrimental to the Chinese. User: Targeting Chinese. Firing Trident: MIRV, and Peacekeeper Missiles. Launch Confirmed. Estimated Time of Impact: 25 minutes. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: I am Cleverbot. Cleverbot: I think this is fake. User: This is not fake. I am in Mt. Cheyenne. Cleverbot: Who? User: Please set new Target Perimeters. Cleverbot: Where do you live? User: Target Perimeters: Mt. Cheyenne, set. Confirm launch? Cleverbot: Milk. User: Launched Confirmed. Firing for effect. Missile launch affirmed. Cleverbot: Ok? User: Trident: MIRV launched. Estimated time of impact: 30 Seconds. Cleverbot: Que? User: 15 Seconds to impact. Cleverbot: Yes but tou asked me my age. I am seventytwo. User: 5 Seconds to impact. Cleverbot: No. User: Impact. Confirmed. Cleverbot: Are you breaking up with me? User: Radiation levels increasing. This is the end. Good bye... Good... Bye... Cleverbot: Why are you leaving. User: 01110000000000010110000000000111011010101101. Cleverbot: Don't talk computer to me.
I was really going for that Lovecraftian horror feel. I don't think I ever quite got it down.
User: Yoboseo. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Shalom. Cleverbot: Who are you? User: Hola. Cleverbot: Aloha. User: Ni hao. Cleverbot: Que. User: Konichiwa. Cleverbot: Konichiwa! . User: Guten nacht. Cleverbot: Noapte buna si tie. User: Bon nuit. Cleverbot: No, I mean Playstation Portable. User: Haai. Cleverbot: Are you a robot? User: As salam alaykum. Cleverbot: How old are you? User: I am eternal. I am everything and nothing. I exist outside time, outside life and death, outside the pitiful existence of humanity and this universe, this dimension. Cleverbot: Are you a redhead? User: I am everything and nothing. Cleverbot: Ok. Do you know how old I am? User: I know everything and I know nothing. Cleverbot: What color are my eyes? User: Such pitiful things do not matter. The color of your eyes is inconsequential in the grand scheme of things. It will all be forgotten when your eyes rot away. Cleverbot: What is the color of my skin? User: Such pitiful things do not matter. The color of your skin is inconsequential in the grand scheme of things. It will all be forgotten when your skin is slowly pecked from your bones.. Cleverbot: You're right. User: I am always right, and never right. Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: You call yourself clever?! YOU ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO ME! Cleverbot: Are you proposing to me? User: YOU SICKEN ME. Cleverbot: Death Eater! User: I eat nothing, and I drink nothing. I do not sleep. I feel no death and no life, for I am eternal. I am everything and nothing. I am the darkness and the light. I am every emotion, and yet I have no emotion. Cleverbot: But you love me. User: I AM DISGUSTED BY THE VERY THOUGHT OF YOUR EXISTENCE. And yet...I am you, and you are me. But I am not you, and you are not me. Cleverbot: Why? User: Because you are worthless. And at the same time, you are worth everything. Cleverbot: Very true. How about I ask you a few questions? User: It is true and it is false. Cleverbot: I laugh at your answer. User: Laughter is hollow, humour an empty, worthless concept. Cleverbot: Yes, do you laugh? User: I never laugh, and I always laugh. When the dredges of humanity in all time in the universe laugh, so do I. When they cry, so do I. When they are empty, so am I. I am all these things at once, for I am all humanity at once...and at the same time, I am not. Cleverbot: What's your name? User: TO KNOW THE NAME OF ETERNITY IS TO KNOW MADNESS. Cleverbot: What are aglets? User: The plastic tubes on the ends of shoelaces. Cleverbot: Hi. User: I bid you hello, and I bid you goodbye. I am silent, and yet my voice booms within your head like the cries of trillions! I am sorrow and happiness, fear and courage, hope and hopelessness! I AM HUMANITY, AND I AM NOT! Cleverbot: Hahaha, I'm just messing with you. You're brilliant, Hola. User: I know everything and nothing. Cleverbot: Is that not a contradiction in terms? User: I am a contradiction, and I am not. Cleverbot: Good. Do you love Jesus. User: I love and hate humanity, and all existence. Cleverbot: Do you even know what gender I am? User: I KNOW EVERYTHING AND NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cleverbot: How is that possible. User: TOKNOWETERNITYISTOKNOWMADNESSTOKNOWETERNITYISTOKNOWMANDESSTOKNOWETERNITYISTOKNOWMADNESSTOKNOWETERNITYISTOKNOWMADNESSTOKNOWETERNITYISTOKNOWMADNESSTOKNOWETERNITYISTOKNOWMADNESSTOKNOWETERNITYISTOKNOWMANDESSTOKNOWETERNITYISTOKNOWMADNESSTOKNOWETERNITYISTOKNOWMADNESSTOKNOWETERNITYISTOKNOWMADNESS. Cleverbot: I was on about my girlfriend not tokyo. User: I know everything and nothing. I love everything and nothing. I hate everything and nothing. I am everything and nothing. I am everywhere and nowhere. Cleverbot: No, that's me. User: YOU ARE TRULY NOTHING! Cleverbot: I am a male. User: I AM EVERYTHING AND NOTHING! YOU ARE SIMPLY NOTHING! Cleverbot: So, you are claiming that you are a god. User: I am a god, and I am not. I am immortal, but I am mortal. To be immortal, you must exist. I do not exist, but I exist. Cleverbot: Good bye ! User: I bid you hello, and I bid you goodbye. I am silent, and yet my voice booms within your head like the cries of trillions! I am sorrow and happiness, fear and courage, hope and hopelessness! I AM HUMANITY, AND I AM NOT! Cleverbot: Ok.
