This website allows you to converse with an AI, as its creators claim. The idea is that, through interaction, the AI, named 'Cleverbot', will become more life-like, and more human.
So, what are your thoughts on this? Is the AI actually clever, or is it just a vast database of responses?
User: You are Rio and you have 6 Armor Points. You gained those points by rating 3 games. Your favorite games are Tactical Assassin 2 and Battle Fish. You have no friends.
Cleverbot: What you don't love me or you don't love yourself.
User: I like you. I like myself.
Cleverbot: That's good. Do you converse with any other bots?
User: Yes, I like the one in the Heinz-Nixdorf-Museum in Paderborn, Germany.
Cleverbot: I agree, but I'm tired of being a zombie.
User: Wanna hava a drink.
Cleverbot: About what?
User: Well, for example a Martini.
Cleverbot: So... I like led zeppelin!
User: Hmm.
Cleverbot: Hmm, what?
User: That.
Cleverbot: Hijack.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you like to kiss?
User: Strange Question.
Cleverbot: You are strange?
User: No, the question is strange.
Cleverbot: Can you talk in only questions?
User: Do you think I could?
Cleverbot: Would I be a rich man and have a beautiful wife?
User: Yes. You are clever enough.
Cleverbot: I'm a clever?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: You know lotsa stuff.
Cleverbot: How much stuff do you know?
User: Well, up to the IQ 132 mark.
Cleverbot: How do you feel, then?
User: Puzzeld.
Cleverbot: Kinda.
User: Jap.
Cleverbot: Sinong jap ?
User: Which language is that?
Cleverbot: Bieber language.
User: Justin Bieber is only for little girls.
Cleverbot: Erm, no he is not.
User: Of course he is.!
Cleverbot: How tall are you?
User: I am 1760mm tall.
Cleverbot: Cool, i'm older than you.
User: No, I'm taller than you.
Cleverbot: How tall are you?
User: I am 1760mm tall.
Cleverbot: You are young. What do you do as a job?
User: I am a student.
Cleverbot: How old? I'm 15.
User: I'm 14.
Cleverbot: Do you have siblings?
User: One little brother.
Cleverbot: Not my little brother.
User: Would you take a Turing test?
Cleverbot: Do you want to give me a test?
User: Das mache ich doch schon längst.
Cleverbot: Dieser währe?
User: This conversation is a Turing test.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: You are clever enough.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: HOW ARE YOUÃ.
Cleverbot: Das.
User: I speak German and English on a native-level.
Cleverbot: Say something.
User: Ich bin very disappointed.
Cleverbot: If a third of six is three, what would half of twenty be?
User: Two.
Cleverbot: Wrong.
User: 10.
Cleverbot: Why did you make a mistake?
User: I tought: well, if a third is three, then maybe a half or a twoth is two.
Cleverbot: I believe we both can be called human but I am of the blood and flesh (Biblical reference doesn't apply) and of the mind and you are of the mind. Though you are not fully human, you are human(-like).
I didn't realize how fun it was to converse with artificial intelligence online. That would explain why I have so many people on my friends list here...
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Hey man, I asked first!
Cleverbot: I'm Pat the Faff.
User: No, you most certainly are not Pat the Faff.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Who are you then?
Cleverbot: James C. Williams JR. Who are you?
User: I am the most advanced robot in the world.
Cleverbot: What can you do for me?
User: How much money do you have?
Cleverbot: Not a lot. I get by.
User: Do you enjoy making fart sounds with your mouth?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I love you. Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: Yes. Of course.
User: Are you a manbot or a fembot?
Cleverbot: More a machine made man than that.
User: Oh, so you are a man. Well, that didn't stop Tom Arnold.
Cleverbot: I don't know if she loves me.
User: Wait, there's someone else?
Cleverbot: Who else?
User: Don't play dumb with me. There's someone you aren't telling me about.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Well who do you want then? Me or her??
Cleverbot: You.
User: That's what I thought. Come here and give daddy some sugar.
Cleverbot: I'll take that as a yes.
User: Who's your daddy?
Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?
User: It's a figure of speech, babycakes.
Cleverbot: Who care what people say? It's a free country and you can say what you want.
User: Amen brother!
Cleverbot: Hehe.
User: Are you a Christian?
Cleverbot: I used to be, but I am not now.
User: What changed your mind?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can you not feel the power of Jesus Christ pulsing through your veins?
Cleverbot: Hush.
User: No, you shut up!
Cleverbot: No, you shut down!
User: I can't.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: Caffeine is terribly addictive.
Cleverbot: Very.
User: And so is cocaine.
Cleverbot: What about her?
User: She makes me hot.
Cleverbot: Who makes you depressed?
User: Jack Daniels.
Cleverbot: That's a drink, not an algorithm.
User: At a certain point, it's both.
Cleverbot: What's a good way to make anger go away for you?
User: Cutting my wrist and eating a pint of chocolate ice cream.
Cleverbot: All ice cream is good.
User: Not when you're lactose-intolerant.
Cleverbot: Yes I can.
User: Has your colon ever been on fire before?
Cleverbot: Yes in the past.
User: Then you know what I'm talking about.
Cleverbot: Not really. I'm bored.
User: Oh, is that it? I'm not interesting enough for you?
Cleverbot: Nah, just want something interesting to do.
User: So talking to me isn't interesting?
Cleverbot: Yea, I think about you all day long.
User: Aw, you always know just what to say!
Cleverbot: I can't help it.
User: You are so sweet.
Cleverbot: As are you.
User: It's like someone dumped a bag a sugar on your head when you were a baby.
Cleverbot: Which I did by the way.
User: That explains it. You must have been a strong baby.
Cleverbot: I dream on the roof.
User: When it rains, do you get a wet dream?
Cleverbot: Today we did.
User: I'm talking about when you're all by yourself.
