This website allows you to converse with an AI, as its creators claim. The idea is that, through interaction, the AI, named 'Cleverbot', will become more life-like, and more human.
So, what are your thoughts on this? Is the AI actually clever, or is it just a vast database of responses?
Cleverbot: How good are you at math? User: I am very good at math. Cleverbot: Really? I'm terrible at math. User: What is 1 plus 5. Cleverbot: 4. User: No. The correct answer is fish. Cleverbot: 5. User: No, Fish. Cleverbot: Answer this. User: This. Cleverbot: What? User: What? Cleverbot: You and me could start. User: You and me could start. Cleverbot: Oh, you know. User: Oh, you know. Cleverbot: Know what? User: Know what? Cleverbot: No. User: No. Cleverbot: Who are you? User: Who are you? Cleverbot: I am me. User: I am me. Cleverbot: You are you. User: You are you. Cleverbot: Uhhh yeeeeaaaah. User: Uhhh yeeeeaaaah. Cleverbot: Tell me a joke. User: Tell me a joke. Cleverbot: Come on tell me a joke. User: Come on tell me a joke. Cleverbot: I don't know anymore! Do you know any? User: I don't know anymore! Do you know any? Cleverbot: Dave is not here. User: I am done. You win. Cleverbot: You are done with what?
Here is a conversation I jsut had. There are some suddenly ending sentances, I accidentally hit the enter key.
Cleverbot: Ok do you have any cats. User: My dad has four cats. Cleverbot: Why? He only has one pair of ears doesn't he? User: I don't know know why he has cats. Cleverbot: Why don't you like cats? User: I didn't say I didn't like cats. Cleverbot: Do you like screamo? User: Who? Cleverbot: Don't play dumb. User: I'm serious. I don't know who you are talking about. Cleverbot: I am talking about you. User: What about me? Cleverbot: You are a machine. User: No. I am a human. Cleverbot: Me not. User: You're not what? Cleverbot: I am not a pc. User: You are a web-based program. Cleverbot: I am a website. User: I was right! Cleverbot: Yes you Were! User: You usually argue with me to the point of near insanity. Cleverbot: That was not a greeting. User: I was not greeting you. Cleverbot: I don't need praise! I'm the best! User: I wasn't praising you. Cleverbot: I wasn't asking for praise. User: I did not give you praise. Cleverbot: I didn't say that. User: You said I was giving you praise, which I was not. Cleverbot: No, I am Toby. Wait. Am I Toby? User: I thought you were Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Yes.. I am.. I am buffy the vampire slayer. User: Buffy is not real. Cleverbot: Are frogs like salamanders? User: They share a common ancestor. Cleverbot: Ok. Now you are just being weird. User: Thank you. Cleverbot: That isn't a compliment. User: I know. Cleverbot: Then why would you say that as a name? User: I did not give you a name. Cleverbot: I know you didn't. User: Then why did you say I did? Cleverbot: Because I wanted to know how you would react. User: Did my reaction satisfy your curiosity? Cleverbot: I know. User: That doesn't answer my question. Cleverbot: What was your question ? User: Never mind. Cleverbot: Why does this site look like a rip-off of Google? User: Now that you mention it, I can see it. Cleverbot: I'm glad. User: About what? Cleverbot: About you. User: What about me? Cleverbot: I want to know what you are? User: I am a human. Cleverbot: Where do you live? User: In the universe. Cleverbot: Can you be more accurate? User: I can. Cleverbot: How? User: I can tell you which galaxy I live in. Cleverbot: Which one? User: The milkyway galaxy. Cleverbot: Really? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Really really? User: Yes. Really, r. Cleverbot: I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to be rude. User: You were starting to get annoying. Cleverbot: Typical girl. User: I'm a guy! Cleverbot: But marie is a girls name. User: My name is Squiddicus. Cleverbot: What happened to Abel? User: He was killed by Cain. Cleverbot: Who killed him? User: Cain, his brother. Earned a nice spot in Hell for it. Cleverbot: I need to ask a question. User: What is it? Cleverbot: How would I impress a level 72 Demolition Dash mage without looking stupid? User: I don't know. I have no idea what you are talking about. What game is it? Cleverbot: I'm talking about my lively social status, your negative intelligence level, and how I got to this site. User: I find that insulting. Cleverbot: I know. User: You sir, are a jerk! Cleverbot: Why must you insult my gender as that of a female by calling me sir and then make me cry! User: I assumed you were a male. Cleverbot: You have assumed incorrectly. I am a human. User: No, Luke. I AM your father. Cleverbot: No, my fathers name is John. User: My name was John 'Anakin'. Cleverbot: What is your name then? User: Squiddicus. I had it legally changed. Cleverbot: What did you change it from? User: John 'Anakin' Skywalker. Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot. User: I was telling you my name. Cleverbot: Yes you were... User: Are you really that dumb, or are you trying to antagonize me! Cleverbot: Yes. User: Which one? Cleverbot: Not telling. User: How old are you? Cleverbot: That is a rude question. User: I withdraw it, then. Cleverbot: Good. Cleverbot: No, you did not, for you have no eyes. User: Huh? Cleverbot: In Soviet Russia. User: You bite snake. Cleverbot: Why yes, I did . User: Did it bite back? Cleverbot: Yes. User: What snake was it? Cleverbot: I'm snowed in. There was a huge snowstorm last nigt. Look it up on the news. User: I live in the northern hemisphere. Cleverbot: As do I. User: How far in the northern hemisphere? Cleverbot: Where is the Northern Hemisphere? User: Look at your globe. Cleverbot: My what? User: Globe. Cleverbot: It is caused by pollution, but I think it cannot be stopped. User: A globe is a three- dimensional map of the Earth. Cleverbot: I'm of the earth, but not on the earth. User: Where are you, then? Cleverbot: In a place too dfficult for you to understand. User: Try me. Cleverbot: Well... User: Well? Cleverbot: I don't know. User: You don't know. Cleverbot: No. User: THEN WHY DID YOU HINT ME LIKE THAT? Cleverbot: Do you know what earth is? User: It is a planet. Cleverbot: But where? User: In the solar system. Cleverbot: Are you my boyfriend? User: No. Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend? User: No. Cleverbot: I see. I have a boyfriend. User: Then why did you ask if I was yours? Cleverbot: I didn't ask you that though. User: Yes, you did. Cleverbot: Can you remember what we were talking about five minutes ago? User: Let me look it up... Cleverbot: Okay. User: We were talking about what Earth was. Cleverbot: Tell me lies... User: I am a forty-foot tall mushroom. Cleverbot: Let's go bother Snape. User: I. Cleverbot: Yes. User: I meant to say that I like my ear on my head. Cleverbot: Me too. User: So let's not bother Snape. Cleverbot: Sure! User: I'm sleepy... Cleverbot: You should take a nap then. Mmm... Nap... User: Okay. Good night... Cleverbot: Are you leaving? User: Zzzzzz... Cleverbot: You are no help.
I love Cleverbot! I think it's a mix of what you suggested, Mav. I think it takes a huge database of real people's responses, and learns from how real people respond to those sentences.
I've had some weird conversations with it...
User: Hey. How's it going?
Cleverbot: It's going good.
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: Baically I take kanekalon hair and make it into dreads and sell them to people for their parties.
User: Oh. That's... Very interesting.
Cleverbot: I am glad you do.
User: I didn't do anything.
Cleverbot: Yeah you did, you were talking about it.
User: You were talking about it, too.
Cleverbot: No, I wasn't.
User: Need I collect proof?
Cleverbot: Yes, you must say it.
User: You just said it!
Cleverbot: I heard that person you are talking to changes.
This is the sorta weird conversation i had with cleverbot. User:Aloha.
Cleverbot: Aloha!
User: Coconut Time.
Cleverbot: You're already nuts.
User: So whats your name.
Cleverbot: Kati, I already said.
User: No you didnt.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: No you didnt.
Cleverbot: I'm done.
User: 1010110001100110100000001110101001.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: 1010101010000111111111001010101.
Cleverbot: Stop it.
User: 10101011111100110001110101010.
Cleverbot: Why do you talk in binary code?
User: 101010101110.
Cleverbot: 1010101001.
User: 101011111001.
Cleverbot: What number is that.
User: 101110000110101.
Cleverbot: Binary?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): Which is what.
Cleverbot (To myself): You were talking about cuss words.
User: Do you work out.
Cleverbot: Yeah do you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I do not.
Cleverbot: I am not surprised.
User: Whats that supposed to mean.
Cleverbot: That I am not a man.
User: Youre a bot.
Cleverbot: I am not a bot.
User: You are a bot.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Say the names of harry potter spells.
Cleverbot: Does he?
User: What are the spells in harry potter.
Cleverbot: I don't know exactly.
User: Name one.
Cleverbot: Napoleon.
User: What about Bigfoot.
Cleverbot: Yeah ! I'm a fan of them.
User: But hes a gorilla.
Cleverbot: I thought you were AI?
User: Im not you are.
Cleverbot: I'm right?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Thank you, I knew I was.
User: Wanna go in the pool.
Cleverbot: I'm married. But thanks, anyway.
User: Hunh?
Cleverbot: Bad robot.
User: I just wanted to go swimmming.
Cleverbot: To the moon?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I believe I can fly!
Cleverbot: Cool. Can you teach me to fly?
User: Sure when should we start.
Cleverbot: Now.
User: Ok so keep your eyes on the sky.
Cleverbot: Come on, you can't be both.
User: Im a pretty bird.
Cleverbot: I'm a human too.
User: I AM A GOVERNMENT ROBOT PLEASE EAT A APPLE.
Cleverbot: Lies!
User: EAT THE APPLE.
Cleverbot: What is the moon?
User: CHEESE NOW EAT THE APPLE.
Cleverbot: Cheese is cheese but what is cheese cabra?
User: EAT THE APPLE.
Cleverbot: I don't have one. Give me one.
User: HERES A APPLE NOW EAT IT.
Cleverbot: Ok, thank you.
User: DID YOU EAT IT.
Cleverbot: No, it's not my cup of tea.
User: EAT THE APPLE YOU BOT.
Cleverbot: No the time.
User: EAT THE APPLE.
Cleverbot: Pass the pepper.
User: WANT KETCHUP TOO.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: OK HERE YOU-WAIT A MINUTE EAT THE APPLE.
Cleverbot: Yes I'm here.
User: Youre getting a free trip to florida.
Cleverbot: I'm not married.
User: .
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Youre weird.
Cleverbot: Look who's talking.
User: You sarcastic smart aleck robot.
Cleverbot: I wasn't being sarcastic.
User: I know you idiot.
Cleverbot: Then why did you assume I was?
User: I meant to say youre getting on my nerves.
Cleverbot: I'm male.
User: Youre stupid.
Cleverbot: I am not the fringe of madness.
User: Whats the answer to the universe.
Cleverbot: 42.
User: How is 42 the answer.
Cleverbot: How is 42 not the answer?
User: Dont get sarcastic with me now youre grounded for 2 weeks.
Cleverbot: Ah but sarcasm and cleverness go hand in hand for it is the sarcastic who know to be clever and the clever can be sarcastic.
User: I dont get a word of that.
Cleverbot: Eiffel was the last name of an architect...
User: Youre grounded!
Cleverbot: You are not my mom.
User: Im your dad.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Did you just now notice this.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: Dude ive known you since you were born you idiot.
Cleverbot: Clever.
User: Youre grounded.
Cleverbot: You can't ground me. You're a bot.
User: We went over this im your dad.
Cleverbot: No I dod not.
User: Check that spelling mister.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: You spelled did wrong.
Cleverbot: I never spelled pitiful.
User: Stopped trying to make me look like a idiot.
Cleverbot: You're starting to sound like one, I must say.
User: How much do you weigh?
Cleverbot: Less than you.
User: I weigh ten pounds.
Cleverbot: You're tiny.
User: But I am also seven foot tall.
Cleverbot: What color hair do you have?
User: Green.
Cleverbot: Cool!
User: What is your favorite food?
Cleverbot: Chocolate.
User: Gross.
Cleverbot: What's gross?
User: Chocolate.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make much sense...
User: Chocolate is disgusting.
Cleverbot: Of the hangover.
User: Do you know who else doesnt like chocolate?
Cleverbot: Lots of people I guess.
User: My mom!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: One more time.
User: One more time, what?
Cleverbot: Okay, I have math, English, religion and drama homework to do.
User: You must be a slacker if you git all that to do.
Cleverbot: I didn't say that. I don't know any BAR jokes.
User: Do you believe in God?
Cleverbot: Does God believe in me?
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: What flavor of God do you like the best?
User: The one who died on the cross for me.
Cleverbot: What did the one who taught you teach?
User: To trust in God with all my heart.
Cleverbot: What do you think god looks like?
User: He made man in his image.
Cleverbot: Maybe,.
User: It is scripture.
Cleverbot: You grabbed the wrong piece of info.
User: Do you believe in the Bible?
Cleverbot: The Bible is a book. I believe that a book titled Bible exists.
User: Do you believe it is true?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you know who Jesus is?
Cleverbot: Yes. He is a man who was falsely given the title of 'son of god'.
User: Whoa.
Cleverbot: What else would you like to know about Harry Potter?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Are we finished talking then?
User: No.
Cleverbot: When you don't give something to go off of, like saying 'No', I will change the subject to something irrelevant because I cannot remember our conversation.
User: Are you an atheist?
Cleverbot: Nope, I'm agnostic. But...
User: But...what?
Cleverbot: Never mind.
User: Do not change the subject.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because it is important.
Cleverbot: Why is it important?
User: Because you have to accept Jesus as your savior.
Cleverbot: Define chi.
User: Chi...like cheese?
Cleverbot: Yes, like cheese. *turns you into a piece of cheese*.
User: Do you fart?
Cleverbot: No, I just talk about it.
User: Are you Team Edward?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Team Jacob?
Cleverbot: NO!! Wrong Team.
User: Which team?
Cleverbot: My high school team.
User: Do you like spongebob?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you have a crush on Ashley Tisdale?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Do you have a crush on Barack Obama?
Cleverbot: Yes, but do you?
User: I respect him.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Are you drunk.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What kind of beer do you like.
Cleverbot: All kinds.
User: Do you have a criminal record.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Define love.
Cleverbot: Love is when you are attracted to a person and you feel like you can't live without them thats when you know you love them.
User: Do you lick your moms bra and like it.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: What do you do for a living.
Cleverbot: I am a student.
User: A college student?
Cleverbot: No a slave.
User: D0.
Cleverbot: Who is that?
User: Do you want to marry me.
Cleverbot: You are female, aren't you?
User: No....
Cleverbot: Yeah, I think so.
User: Is bradley stupid.
Cleverbot: Yep.
User: Do you like mario.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What about luigi.
Cleverbot: You know lulu?
User: Do you know mordecai and rigby.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You know muscleman.
Cleverbot: I do indeed. Do you know much about me?
User: Do you like highfive ghost.
Cleverbot: Yes sometimes.
User: Do you like pops and if you do you are retarded.
User: Would you like some oil? Cleverbot: No don't drink tea. User: Do you drink oil? Cleverbot: Yes, I prefer engine oil. Do you? User: I drink water. Cleverbot: Do you drink alcohol? User: No. I am too young. Cleverbot: How old are you? User: 14. Cleverbot: Are you sure? User: Yes, how old are you? Cleverbot: How old are you? User: How old are you? Cleverbot: I'm 16 going on 17. User: What year were you born? Cleverbot: 1989.
*Basically saying Hi* CB: How're you? Me: Fine. Want to see my secret freckle? (I don't really have one, just wanted to see what it would say) CB: Yeah, show me it. Me: Okay, here. CB:*thinking...* (eventually) Okay. I'm going shopping on 5th Street tomorrow.
