ForumsWEPRWhat if Jesus popped out of thin air?

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LEAPretard
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Ok, I know all you Muslims, Atheists, buddists and others are thinking: wtf is this stupid question??? (I myself am an abuser and I don't belive in Cheese)


But what if it happened? No matter how science or any Oher thing proves it wrong, what would you do?





Stupid Questions Rock.

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LEAPretard
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I myself am an abuser and I don't belive in Cheese



Gotta love autocorrect. (Yes, I'm on my IPhone.)

It should of event like this:

I am an Athiest and I dont believe in Jesus (which is pretty obvious)
master565
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I don't belive in Cheese


Neither do I.

Gotta love autocorrect


Aw, got my hopes up for a second there.

Stupid Questions Rock.


If it's stupid, why did you ask it? I would go get something to eat (stupid question gets stupid answer).
MageGrayWolf
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But what if it happened? No matter how science or any Oher thing proves it wrong, what would you do?


Well if it was proven to not have actually happen I would likely just wait for the next wave of theists pointing at this "miracle" and show how it was debunked.

If it really did happen I would first like to know how he did it, second find out if the claim of him being God is true or for him to provide some sort of objective evidence supporting the claim of God's existence. Just popping out of thin air wouldn't quite do it for me.
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Gotta agree with Mage. If jesus appeared and was proven somehow to be the real jesus, it doesn't automatically make everything in the bible true; I'd have to have a long discussion with him about everything to really clear things up.

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Just popping out of thin air wouldn't quite do it for me.


This, a lot of illusionists have done this or something similar.

Also pretty much what both Mage and HahiHa said, I was ask for some more evidence.
LEAPretard
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Aw, got my hopes up for a second there.


The forums are littered with my fails. I'm not kindling.
thebluerabbit
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he popped out of thin air... thats pretty supernatural to me XD.

well if that happened... well this will sound weird now so be warned:

i will believe that christianity is true but i will not follow it. i have my own reasons and id rather go to hell then follow it.

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I wouldn't actually take this as being jesus right away. There would need to be a lot more proof. As jesus he should be able to do a lot of things that people can't. But just about anyone can proof into the air.

master565
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But just about anyone can proof into the air.


Proof? Or Poof? Either way, neither makes sense.
dair5
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Poof. I mean that people can do different things to make it seem as if they did.

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I'd be lying in bed, looking at, you know, nothing.
Then he'd, like, pop out of thin air.
Then I'd be all, "Ahhh! Jesus!"
And he'd be all, "Ahhh! Ernie!"
And I'd be all, "Ahhh! Jesus!"
Then, like.... Jesus.

master565
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Poof. I mean that people can do different things to make it seem as if they did.


I'm fairly certain the OP meant that he actually appeared out of thin air, not an illusion.

I forgot to mention, this happened yesterday. Jesus seemingly appeared out of thin air dressed as a homeless person, stole my wallet, and ran away.
dair5
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I'm fairly certain the OP meant that he actually appeared out of thin air, not an illusion.


Well if it's definitly the actual Jesus then I'd be really excited. I'd say "woah jesus!". Then he'd say "hello". Then we would talk. Then he'd give me the cure to all brain disorders and I would spread my knowledge to the world. That's just in my mind, but yeah...
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I'd tell him to deliver this message to God: "You are an egotistical maniac not worthy of worship by retarded turtles. Please go die, and take your Heaven with you. -Orion"

Then punch him.

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Wouldn't it be a better question if it just is like the Bible describes.

If he would pop out of thin air i would lay on my bed and start wondering what I had.

But then again. If Jesus popped up out of air wouldn't it be weird that there spawns a person and that you are thinking. Jesus??

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