ForumsWEPRWhat if Jesus popped out of thin air?

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LEAPretard
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Ok, I know all you Muslims, Atheists, buddists and others are thinking: wtf is this stupid question??? (I myself am an abuser and I don't belive in Cheese)


But what if it happened? No matter how science or any Oher thing proves it wrong, what would you do?





Stupid Questions Rock.

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ComradeWolf
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I would check if I smoked anything, then go back to sleep.

Keyara
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Well, if this this happened and it turned out to be the real Jesus, I would be quite surprised. We would talk and I would have all of the unanswered questions I have answered. Then we would talk some more and I would learn how to walk on water. Then we would go get ice cream. Somewhere along the way I am sure I would ask for the cure to cancer as well.

devsaupa
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Question: if Jesus did appear, does that mean that all those crazy people that said that Jesus would return one day were right????? Makes you wonder what else crazy people were right about (as i ponder about Elvis XD)

Bladerunner679
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if said appearance happened, I would ask for his phone number, a phone would appear in his hand, the number would be "1" because he is #1, and then I'd ask him to cure my ADD, then I would ask him to visit more often.

Jefferysinspiration
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I myself am an abuser and I don't belive in Cheese

This made my day.

I think the majority of people would ask him to prove that he is in fact Jesus Christ as i've watched a lot of documentaries on people world wide who claim to be Jesus.
The minority would praise him, i guess.

Even as a Christian, i would put myself into the first group.
MageGrayWolf
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I think the majority of people would ask him to prove that he is in fact Jesus Christ as i've watched a lot of documentaries on people world wide who claim to be Jesus.


You mean like this guy who claims to be the reincarnation of Jesus?
http://www.divinetruth.com/
Bladerunner679
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You mean like this guy who claims to be the reincarnation of Jesus?


I do see a similarity, and hey he has a website. that means I'm automatically bound to believe it. give me a break, he's just a little egotistical and decide to give the "light" of his ego online.
grimml
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and hey he has a website. that means I'm automatically bound to believe it.

You're right. You should only believe it if it's in an old book, duh
Armed_Blade
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Gotta agree with Mage. If jesus appeared and was proven somehow to be the real jesus, it doesn't automatically make everything in the bible true; I'd have to have a long discussion with him about everything to really clear things up.


Okay, so a superfamous man-god from 2,000 years ago pops up and you think you'll get the opportunity to speak with him, even have a long discussion?
TheCheeseMaker
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Well, being the question pertains to Jesus, I would say that after the whole proving thing was over, there would be days and days of news saying the same thing, then some war, then peace, then more war, then Jesus stops the war, then Obama gets another Nobel Peace Prize, then Jesus gets a Nobel Peace Prize, and after all that is done, Jesus goes and has a talk show just like on South Park.

MageGrayWolf
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Okay, so a superfamous man-god from 2,000 years ago pops up and you think you'll get the opportunity to speak with him, even have a long discussion?


Wouldn't have to be a one on one. We can record it, go online, etc. For some of it in the providing evidence process I would require that it not be so I could rule out it just being my imagination.

Well, being the question pertains to Jesus, I would say that after the whole proving thing was over, there would be days and days of news saying the same thing, then some war, then peace, then more war, then Jesus stops the war, then Obama gets another Nobel Peace Prize, then Jesus gets a Nobel Peace Prize, and after all that is done, Jesus goes and has a talk show just like on South Park.


Even if he was proven beyond reasonable doubt main (this would include many Christians) would still doubt he is the real deal. Some might even want to try and take him out for pretending to be their messiah.
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Okay, so a superfamous man-god from 2,000 years ago pops up and you think you'll get the opportunity to speak with him, even have a long discussion?

He's supposed to be there for me, as for everyone else too. So if he doesn't manage somehow to give me the opportunity to discuss with him, he probably ain't the right one D
Turtelman1234
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retarded turtles.




But if this happened, I'd probably do what both Mage and HahiHa have already said.
Sssssnnaakke
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He would get piled by all the women around the world wanting to create a new messiah baby XD

Royadin
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cause this would happen... lol just pop out and say 'hey!! WHATS UP?' but if he did i would freak out. lol

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