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LEAPretard
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Ok, I know all you Muslims, Atheists, buddists and others are thinking: wtf is this stupid question??? (I myself am an abuser and I don't belive in Cheese)


But what if it happened? No matter how science or any Oher thing proves it wrong, what would you do?





Stupid Questions Rock.

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grimml
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If jesus returns. . . Kill him again!

If jesus returns. . . Kill him again!

Okay, so a superfamous man-god from 2,000 years ago pops up and you think you'll get the opportunity to speak with him, even have a long discussion?

He's omnipotent, so yes, I'd expect to be able to have a long discussion with him.
grimml
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oh ****, what did I do... ಠ_ಠ
This should be the picture:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-EtxzXpYkikg/TcD3qYconaI/AAAAAAAAEy4/44ZnkAWVymM/s1600/double+tap+2.jpg

BigP08
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Then the individuals to whom he appeared would preach the Good Word of Jesus far and wide for two thousand years, but by then Jesus won't have appeared again so we'll be back to normal.

RainbowGoGangster3
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My step-dad has talked with the Lord.. God told my dad to stay faithful and trust him that he would make everything okay again.. and it happend

Jefferysinspiration
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My step-dad has talked with the Lord.. God told my dad to stay faithful and trust him that he would make everything okay again.. and it happend


What do you mean talked?
RainbowGoGangster3
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like its kinda hard to explain but God can talk to you i guess he talks to you in your mind.. like u know when you hear a voice and u know thats your moms voice? well thats the sam with God u know its him talking to you. God just spoke to him in his mind and yeah i know its hard to believe and I dont expect you to believe but its true.

Jefferysinspiration
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How do you know it was him? I mean i'm a Christian, but sometimes i find this bit very hard to believe.

RainbowGoGangster3
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im not sure cause its never happend to me.. but i guess you just do.. you just know its his voice
trust me it confuses me too :b

LEAPretard
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Me too :b



No punctuation of capitalization. I'm starting to think you are trolling. Let alone those faces.
Bladerunner679
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No punctuation of capitalization. I'm starting to think you are trolling. Let alone those faces.


his story is actually rather moving, it's too bad that so many people don't understand because they have never experienced it before.
RainbowGoGangster3
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thank yoy bladerunner

grimml
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his story is actually rather moving, it's too bad that so many people don't understand because they have never experienced it before.


It's too bad that you guys haven't experienced Allah or Vishnu talking to you because other people have...
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his story is actually rather moving, it's too bad that so many people don't understand because they have never experienced it before.


Yeah, but why I never experienced it before? Why God never talks with me? Why is he so mean with me?
Sparkytrick1
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Pop him in the scrotum with a phone book, then sell him to the Pope.

AvenDavis
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Id punch him in the face for making the whole world ignorant :P

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