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In this spin-off of CtO, there is a lovely city called Lolcatia! Unfortunately, the previous villains of CtO are pissed off at Lolcatia for it's causing them to be killed by intrepid Objective Completers. So, they decided to level the city! Little do they know that the Objective Completers are ready to protect their city...
Wave 1: Tank Army!
Enemies Hp: 200 Tanks
Enemies Status: Tanks: Readying advance
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Allies:
Damaged:
Critical:
Dead:
Status:
Annoying(Warning):
Irradiated to Goo(banned):
Lolcatia Status:
HP: 100,000/100,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $5000
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Wave 1: Tank Army!
Enemies: 166 Tanks
Enemies Status: Tanks: Advancing(8% to Lolcatia)
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Allies:
Damaged:
Critical:
Dead:
Status:
Annoying(Warning):
Irradiated to Goo(banned):
Lolcatia Status:
HP: 100,000/100,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $800
1st Transobjective Bank: $2000, 55% security
Defense force:
70/200 Bazookas (Regulars)
6/10 Sumo Kittehs (Juryo)
2/5 Missile Turrets
Attacking force:
60/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
10/40 Trolls (Flamer)
Support Force:
3/5 Chaosmancers (Initiate)
3/20 Banshees (Basic)
Heroes:
Lv.1 Youtube Artist (600 HP)
@rivercrab01: You plant several landmines at the 75% distance marker.
@sonicheroes95: You try to do so, but you get shot away by the tanks!
@rick073: It costs $800 to upgrade a Banshee to a Deathawk.
@loco5: The Trolls try to flame them, but their iron hides are immune to it.
@ericthai: You activate another turret! You also lower the bazooka training for 3 turns in order to train them.
@bigfatkitty: Unfortunately, you fail to withdraw the money. You lower the security by 55% in the process though. As for the coffee shop, where do you think I'm reporting from?
@loco5: And yes, it has a great view of the battlefield.
@loco5: The Trolls try to flame them, but their iron hides are immune to it.
i have them jump up and open it up to flame them from the inside then troll the hell out by taking control of the tank
@loco5: And yes, it has a great view of the battlefield.
excellent, i order a few scones
that's it....
*Takes out a medigun* anyone here who can actually use an uber? i want hell unleashed on them ASAP.
Wave 1: Tank Army!
Enemies: 155 Tanks
Enemies Status: Tanks: Advancing(10% to Lolcatia)
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Allies:
Damaged:
Critical:
Dead:
Status:
Annoying(Warning):
Irradiated to Goo(banned):
Lolcatia Status:
HP: 100,000/100,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $800
1st Transobjective Bank: $2000, 55% security
Defense force:
80/200 Bazookas (Regulars)
7/10 Sumo Kittehs (Juryo)
2/5 Missile Turrets
Attacking force:
70/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
0/40 Trolls (Flamer)
8/50 Main Battle Tanks
Support Force:
4/5 Chaosmancers (Initiate)
4/20 Banshees (Basic)
Heroes:
Lv.1 Youtube Artist (600 HP)
@loco5: The trolls have a 50% chance each of making this work...
8 of the 12 succeed! They manage to get some data on the tanks while they're in there...
MAIN BATTLE TANKS
HP: 10
Body: 15
Athlete: 2
Mind: N/A
Strong Against: Bombs, Earth, Wind, Fire
Weak Against: AP Rounds, Radiation, Lightning
*sips his Mocha while Loco gets his scones*
@sonicheroes95: You could uber another player or a hero.
The Chaosmancers throw Lances, killing 7 tanks! (1, 1, 1, 4)
The Riflemen fire at the tanks, missing!
The Main Battle Tanks attack, killing 4 other tanks!
The Youtube Artist moves back to base after being hit twice.
I'm not sure what "ubering" someone is, but hey, I'll do it.
Also, I power up my mines with EMP's that shut down nearby tanks.
it's basically making someone invulable for 8 seconds.. or for this game, about 2 rounds. thank you being the fastest person here...
i train the medigun on Rivercrab01 and start healing him and over-healing him.(since this is a normal medigun, it over heals to 150% normal max) while charging the uber... ^.^
I call Matt and Natz from EBF and ask them to send over...MEOW MEOW! He'll chop the tanks in half with that giant sword of his...if he joins, that is. :3
YA'LL WELCOME FOR TEH INFO NEWBS! /troll
anywho i complain about how they don't have cushy enough seats and train more flamers
Do these tanks happen to be M808B MAIN BATTLE TANKS with shelia esque AI's? I create a forerunner monitor the size of the big one in cold storage(assumeing you have played halo 3, if not, i shall provide a picture) complete with object manipulate and spartan laser eye features, with the main eye color being purple. If this cannot be afforded, or not afforded without draining a large part of our money, i start a loan shark company to screw everyone who gets a loan from us. Once i can make the monitor(definitly NOT a computer type monitor, dont play with that on me, it has an O instead of an E) I make it without sentience and i transfer my soul/brain/personallity into it. I mean, gravity manipulating beams(grabbing something with a beam) and spartan laser from mah eye, who wouldnt want that? Also, i name the loan shark company "Ravenous Man Eating Loan Sharks And Co."
Wave 1: Tank Army!
Enemies: 151 Tanks
Enemies Status: Tanks: Advancing(12% to Lolcatia)
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Allies:
Damaged:
Critical:
Dead:
Status:
Annoying(Warning):
Irradiated to Goo(banned):
Lolcatia Status:
HP: 100,000/100,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $2200
1st Transobjective Bank: $4000, 25% security
Defense force:
90/200 Bazookas (Regulars)
8/10 Sumo Kittehs (Juryo)
2/5 Missile Turrets
Attacking force:
80/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
2/40 Trolls (Flamer)
8/50 Main Battle Tanks
Support Force:
4/5 Chaosmancers (Initiate)
5/20 Banshees (Deathawk)
Heroes:
Lv.1 Youtube Artist (600 HP)
@rivercrab01: You would have to lay down new mines in order to change them to EMP, and the mine layer's filled with the Anti-tank frags.
@sonicheroes95: By the time this turn is over, you'll have your uber.
@rick073: The Banshees have been upgraded! Still probably won't do much ATM, but we'll have them for later waves.
@loco5: Well, what do you expect for modern-style seating?
@ericthai1: They already have them. These are Anti-Tank rifles.
@DarthNerd: No, they aren't.
The Loan Sharks drop the bank's security by 30% and increase our income by $1000! As for that monitor, it costs $25,000 to make, and would be more along the lines of Guilty Spark 347 instead of the one in Cold Storage.
The Riflemen take down a tank!
The Tanks attack, killing three tanks!
i demand chicken nuggets >:O!
also i keep training flamers
in my anger i have one of my flamers troll the cashier (not flame)
hmm...
who here has the best offensive abilities from a medium range?
Wave 1: Tank Army!
Enemies: 150 Tanks
Enemies Status: Tanks: Advancing(14% to Lolcatia)
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Allies:
Damaged:
Critical:
Dead:
Status:
Annoying(Warning):
Irradiated to Goo(banned):
Lolcatia Status:
HP: 100,000/100,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $3600
1st Transobjective Bank: $5000, 25% security
Defense force:
100/200 Bazookas (Regulars)
9/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
2/5 Missile Turrets
Attacking force:
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
4/40 Trolls (Flamer)
8/50 Main Battle Tanks
Support Force:
5/5 Chaosmancers (Initiate)
6/20 Banshees (Deathawk)
4/80 King-fu Kittehs (White Belt)
Heroes:
Lv.1 Youtube Artist (600 HP)
@loco5: Here, have some. Ranch sauce, Barbeque, whadda ya want?
@bigfatkitty: You can hire Youtubians or build robots for a cost depending on the unit.
You find a Dojo in Lolcatia, training White Belt King-fu cats and upgrading the Sumo Cats to Maegashira. Kittehs at 4 units a turn.
The Riflemen kill a tank! Again!
The tanks need to reload.
The Chaosmancers try Chaos Spears, but they don't reach.
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