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Kylelolcat

4,813 posts

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Posted September 11, '11 11:12pm UTC

In this spin-off of CtO, there is a lovely city called Lolcatia! Unfortunately, the previous villains of CtO are pissed off at Lolcatia for it's causing them to be killed by intrepid Objective Completers. So, they decided to level the city! Little do they know that the Objective Completers are ready to protect their city...

Wave 1: Tank Army!
Enemies Hp: 200 Tanks
Enemies Status: Tanks: Readying advance
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Allies:
Damaged:
Critical:
Dead:
Status:
Annoying(Warning):
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 100,000/100,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $5000

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rick073

2,754 posts

Peasant

Posted September 12, '11 11:26pm UTC

*sigh* they never quit do they -.-

anyways, i start producing banshees(i will custom mod mine when i get it)

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Kylelolcat

4,813 posts

Nomad

Posted September 13, '11 2:03am UTC

Wave 1: Tank Army!
Enemies: 199 Tanks
Enemies Status: Tanks: Advancing(4% to Lolcatia)
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Allies:
Damaged:
Critical:
Dead:
Status:
Annoying(Warning):
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 100,000/100,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $2300

Defense force:
40/200 Bazookas (Recruit)
3/10 Sumo Kittehs (Juryo)
Attacking force:
30/100 Riflemen
4/40 Trolls (Flamer)
Support Force:
1/5 Chaosmancers (Initiate)

@Bluydee: You can only buy 1 Atlas-000 as a Hero unit. It costs $5000.

@ericthai1: The tanks are out of range for now. However, when they get closer...

@sonicheroes95: You are now training Chaosmancer Initiates! You will get 1 every 2 turns. They can use basic Chaos spells.

@loco5: You don't have any Youtube Artists in order to create Youtube Poop.

@rick073: Banshees cost $500 to start producing.

The Riflemen attack the tanks, but fail to kill any!

Wave 1: Tank Army!\r\nEnemies: 199 Tanks\r\nEnemies Status: Tanks: Advancing(4% to Lolcatia)\r\nResistances:\r\nWeaknesses:\r\nAllies:\r\nDamaged:\r\nCritical:\r\nDead:\r\nStatus:\r\nAnnoying(Warning):\r\nIrradiated to Goo(banned):\r\n\r\nLolcatia Status:\r\nHP: 100,000/100,000\r\nStatus: None\r\nDefense Budget: $2300\r\n\r\nDefense force:\r\n40/200 Bazookas (Recruit)\r\n3/10 Sumo Kittehs (Juryo)\r\nAttacking force:\r\n30/100 Riflemen\r\n4/40 Trolls (Flamer)\r\nSupport Force:\r\n1/5 Chaosmancers (Initiate)\r\n\r\n@Bluydee: You can only buy 1 Atlas-000 as a Hero unit. It costs $5000.\r\n\r\n@ericthai1: The tanks are out of range for now. However, when they get closer...\r\n\r\n@sonicheroes95: You are now training Chaosmancer Initiates! You will get 1 every 2 turns. They can use basic Chaos spells.\r\n\r\n@loco5: You don't have any Youtube Artists in order to create Youtube Poop.\r\n\r\n@rick073: Banshees cost $500 to start producing.\r\n\r\nThe Riflemen attack the tanks, but fail to kill any!

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loco5

16,288 posts

Peasant

Posted September 13, '11 2:07am UTC

i train youtube artists and keep training flamers

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loco5

16,288 posts

Peasant

Posted September 13, '11 3:36am UTC

don't you mean longcat and tacgnol?

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sonicheroes95

13,701 posts

Peasant

Posted September 13, '11 11:05am UTC

do i have to stick around to keep training the chaos mancers, or can i by chance unleash hell on the army of tanks?

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CommanderDude7

4,689 posts

Nomad

Posted September 13, '11 3:02pm UTC

I buy rpds for the riflemen to use.

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Kylelolcat

4,813 posts

Nomad

Posted September 13, '11 9:15pm UTC

Wave 1: Tank Army!
Enemies: 199 Tanks
Enemies Status: Tanks: Advancing(4% to Lolcatia)
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Allies:
Damaged:
Critical:
Dead:
Status:
Annoying(Warning):
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 100,000/100,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $2300

Defense force:
50/200 Bazookas (Recruit)
4/10 Sumo Kittehs (Juryo)
Attacking force:
40/100 Riflemen
6/40 Trolls (Flamer)
Support Force:
1/5 Chaosmancers (Initiate)

@loco5: To train one artist costs $2000.

@bigfatkitty: Yeah, you only get one of those circles and they cost $20,000 to use. General Bonkers costs $4000 to deploy.

@sonicheroes95: You can go attack them and keep them training. You still have to call their spells, though,

@CommanderDude7: RPDs, which wouldn't do much and cost $150 to make, or RPGs that would cost $200 to produce and be instead used by Rocketeers

The Riflemen attack, but miss the tanks!

The Chaosmancers are awaiting orders...

Wave 1: Tank Army!\r\nEnemies: 199 Tanks\r\nEnemies Status: Tanks: Advancing(4% to Lolcatia)\r\nResistances:\r\nWeaknesses:\r\nAllies:\r\nDamaged:\r\nCritical:\r\nDead:\r\nStatus:\r\nAnnoying(Warning):\r\nIrradiated to Goo(banned):\r\n\r\nLolcatia Status:\r\nHP: 100,000/100,000\r\nStatus: None\r\nDefense Budget: $2300\r\n\r\nDefense force:\r\n50/200 Bazookas (Recruit)\r\n4/10 Sumo Kittehs (Juryo)\r\nAttacking force:\r\n40/100 Riflemen\r\n6/40 Trolls (Flamer)\r\nSupport Force:\r\n1/5 Chaosmancers (Initiate)\r\n\r\n@loco5: To train one artist costs $2000.\r\n\r\n@bigfatkitty: Yeah, you only get one of those circles and they cost $20,000 to use. General Bonkers costs $4000 to deploy.\r\n\r\n@sonicheroes95: You can go attack them and keep them training. You still have to call their spells, though,\r\n\r\n@CommanderDude7: [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RPD]RPDs[/url], which wouldn't do much and cost $150 to make, or [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocket-propelled_grenade]RPGs[/url] that would cost $200 to produce and be instead used by Rocketeers\r\n\r\nThe Riflemen attack, but miss the tanks!\r\n\r\nThe Chaosmancers are awaiting orders...

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Bluydee

3,426 posts

Nomad

Posted September 13, '11 9:19pm UTC

I MINE GOLD, THEN BUY SAXTON HAAAALLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

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ericthai1

1,030 posts

Nomad

Posted September 13, '11 9:41pm UTC

Construct a missle turret.

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sonicheroes95

13,701 posts

Peasant

Posted September 13, '11 9:50pm UTC

they can use chaos spear(lvl3) and chaos lance(lvl1) at the moment.

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rick073

2,754 posts

Peasant

Posted September 13, '11 10:32pm UTC

do it. GIVE ME TEH BANSHEES

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loco5

16,288 posts

Peasant

Posted September 13, '11 10:47pm UTC

sure i make an artist and have him start making poop

and i keep training flamers

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sonicheroes95

13,701 posts

Peasant

Posted September 14, '11 12:05am UTC

anyway, i take out Skyward Dragon and Dragon's Destiny, and unleash a chaos barrage on the tanks to get started.

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GeminiDelta

437 posts

Nomad

Posted September 14, '11 12:13am UTC

I conscript (hopefully for free) some of the noble citizens of lolcatia, having them sound the HORN OF GONDOR to raise the troops morale and intimidate the enemy tanks!

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Kylelolcat

4,813 posts

Nomad

Posted September 14, '11 1:19am UTC

Wave 1: Tank Army!
Enemies: 175 Tanks
Enemies Status: Tanks: Distracted(4% to Lolcatia)
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Allies:
Damaged:
Critical:
Dead:
Status:
Annoying(Warning):
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 100,000/100,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $2000

Defense force:
50/200 Bazookas (Recruit)
4/10 Sumo Kittehs (Juryo)
1/5 Missile Turrets
Attacking force:
40/100 Riflemen
6/40 Trolls (Flamer)
Support Force:
2/5 Chaosmancers (Initiate)
1/20 Banshees (Basic)
Heroes:
Lv.1 Youtube Artist (1000 HP)

@Bluydee: You mine $200 in gold, but to recruit Saxton Hale costs $5,000,000,000. Or an adequate chance to be manly.

@ericthai: You reactivate one of the Missile Turrets in Lolcatia. They have a 20% chance to negate an aerial attack.

@sonocheroes95:

@rick073: You spend the $500 and begin producing Banshee gunships at 1 per turn.

@loco5: You use the remaining gold to make a Youtube Artist. He's currently drawing the attention of the tanks with his Youtube Poop!

@sonicheroes95: You unleash a barrage and kill 10 tanks!

@GeminiDelta: You would need $1000 to start a conscription. However, blowing the horn gives all units double damage and accuracy during this turn!

The riflemen attack and miss!

The Chaosmancers attack with Lances, killing 14 tanks between them!

Wave 1: Tank Army!\r\nEnemies: 175 Tanks\r\nEnemies Status: Tanks: Distracted(4% to Lolcatia)\r\nResistances:\r\nWeaknesses:\r\nAllies:\r\nDamaged:\r\nCritical:\r\nDead:\r\nStatus:\r\nAnnoying(Warning):\r\nIrradiated to Goo(banned):\r\n\r\nLolcatia Status:\r\nHP: 100,000/100,000\r\nStatus: None\r\nDefense Budget: $2000\r\n\r\nDefense force:\r\n50/200 Bazookas (Recruit)\r\n4/10 Sumo Kittehs (Juryo)\r\n1/5 Missile Turrets\r\nAttacking force:\r\n40/100 Riflemen\r\n6/40 Trolls (Flamer)\r\nSupport Force:\r\n2/5 Chaosmancers (Initiate)\r\n1/20 Banshees (Basic)\r\nHeroes:\r\nLv.1 Youtube Artist (1000 HP)\r\n\r\n@Bluydee: You mine $200 in gold, but to recruit Saxton Hale costs $5,000,000,000. Or an adequate chance to be manly.\r\n\r\n@ericthai: You reactivate one of the Missile Turrets in Lolcatia. They have a 20% chance to negate an aerial attack.\r\n\r\n@sonocheroes95: \r\n\r\n@rick073: You spend the $500 and begin producing Banshee gunships at 1 per turn.\r\n\r\n@loco5: You use the remaining gold to make a Youtube Artist. He's currently drawing the attention of the tanks with his Youtube Poop!\r\n\r\n@sonicheroes95: You unleash a barrage and kill 10 tanks!\r\n\r\n@GeminiDelta: You would need $1000 to start a conscription. However, blowing the horn gives all units double damage and accuracy during this turn!\r\n\r\nThe riflemen attack and miss!\r\n\r\nThe Chaosmancers attack with Lances, killing 14 tanks between them!

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