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keep training flamers

We need that damage and accuracy, so i'll proceed ASAP!
And I'll place a noticeboard enticing Mercenaries to join Lolcatia's army, offering 50 gold for each tank they destroy.

Gemini we can't afford it if they can't

time to rev it up a notch... i throw 10 chaos lances at the tank army.

Send miners to find any gold in the area

Forgot to pay for the artist last time. And I said gold for some reason instead of dollars.

Wave 1: Tank Army!
Enemies: 166 Tanks
Enemies Status: Tanks: Advancing(6% to Lolcatia)
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Allies:
Damaged:
Critical:
Dead:
Status:
Annoying(Warning):
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 100,000/100,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $400
1st Transobjective Bank: $1000

Defense force:
60/200 Bazookas (Recruit)
5/10 Sumo Kittehs (Juryo)
1/5 Missile Turrets
Attacking force:
50/100 Riflemen
8/40 Trolls (Flamer)
Support Force:
2/5 Chaosmancers (Initiate)
2/20 Banshees (Basic)
Heroes:
Lv.1 Youtube Artist (800 HP)

@GeminiDelta: We don't have any money. Even if we did, a single gold piece is an ounce of gold, and Lolcatian gold costs $200 per ounce. Isn't $10,000 a little much to pay for for killing a single tank?

@sonicheroes95: Of the 10 Lances, 3 score hits killing 8 tanks! (One killed 1, one killed 2 and one killed 5)

@ericthai1: You begin a mining operation netting in $1000 per turn with an $600 upkeep.

@bigfatkitty: You establish the First Transobjective Bank, taking customers from both Lolcatia and the enemy forces! You can now embezzle the bank for whatever is stored. Current deposit rate: $1000/turn, with a 60% chance of being caught.

The Riflemen fire on the tanks, killing one!

The Chaosmancers need to recharge!

I start planting mines where the tanks will go over. I also set up a trading market with other nearby cities.

hmpt... i switch back to my swords, make a shadow clone, and unleash a combo assault on them with my clone. (not eternal session, that'd be overkill at the moment)

take one of the banshees, add twin miniguns, air to air missles, give it an engine upgrade, and upgrade the air to ground missles.

i keep training trolls and send out the current to flame the ones hypnotized by the poop

(ASAP means once we have the $1000, we'll start the conscription.)

Make more missle turrets.And start training my bazookas more to regular.

(I meant dollars, not gold. Lol xD)

I also use $100 from the defense budget to start a coffee shop [quote]

i demand it have view of the battlefield!

i myself jump in the game and have a vanilla bean frap while i control my troops with an atari style controller

i'll have a milk tea with the lil beans in it (lol im asian ^_^)

then i jump in after loco and control my small amout of forces(3 banshees -.-) with a GC controller... i remember my old GC... sweet sweet nostalgia...