In this spin-off of CtO, there is a lovely city called Lolcatia! Unfortunately, the previous villains of CtO are pissed off at Lolcatia for it's causing them to be killed by intrepid Objective Completers. So, they decided to level the city! Little do they know that the Objective Completers are ready to protect their city...
i shall be hinding out far away until i see fit (you lower your guard)
in any case, i shall modify the tanks by replacing the main cannon with a railgun, adding more armor, and adding a mini in the place of of the machine gun. now start mass production along with a giant mining operation for materials.
I insult the enemies on a gold podium with a super strong megaphone I make on the battlegrounds. Did I also mention the 20 engineer turrets I built around it?
Hmm... I go to our cat technology researchers and give them money to help them fund a project to make a nyan cat generator so we can have a supply of nyan cats without having to pay anything.
Wave 2: Blue team! Enemies: Blue Heavy: DEAD Blue Sniper: DEAD Blue Engie: DEAD Blue Scout: DEAD Blue Pyro: DEAD Blue Soldier: 17 HP Blue Spy: DEAD Blue Medic: DEAD Blue Demoman: DEAD Enemies Status: Blu Team: Interviewing(65% to Lolcatia) Resistances: Weaknesses: Allies: Damaged: Critical: Dead: sonicheroes95 Status: Annoying(Warning): Irradiated to Goo(banned):
@rivercrab01: Sure we-*BZZZZZZZZZZZT* Aw, dang it all to heck and back! Time paradox. We can't hire Altair since Ezio is already here, and that would create a temporal contradiction.
@sonicheroes95: ...saw-bone? Really? You do some fancy sword (Saw? Bone?) meneuvers to try and knock the Equalizer out of Soldier's hand, but he gets plus rage from the massive damage! He beats you away again, killing you!
@CommanderDude7: You put a huge tear in Pyro's suit and do 1000 damage!
@bigfatkitty: You spend $5000 and produce Raze Kittehs at 2 per turn! Of course, they can be upgraded by buying new weapons for them from Raze.
The King-Fu kittehs try to jump Soldier, but 40 of them get slaughtered before they run!
@rick073: You forgot to file a Side Switch, so I recieve your plans and start production on the Technical Assault Tanks!...on your side by accident. Well, we have the plans here now...
Also, the Objective Alliance offers, essentially, a blank check of a budget and tremendous pay for your campaign to level Lolcatia.
@Bluydee: You can't get the sentries since our Engie is distracted, but you do draw the attention of the remaining soldiers! Except for Soldier, he's gone full-on P.Cupcake.
@GeminiDelta: You switch to Hollowpoint rounds, but the development team can't calibrate a laser to the Anti-Tank Rifle.
@tom0000009: We DO generate our own Nyan Cats. The cost is what it takes to make ONE.
@Darkfire45: Dragons cost $2000 to start breeding.
Meow Meow tries to cut the Enemy Engie, but gets chased off by his Lv.3 Sentry!
The Youtube Artist GMauls the enemy Engie into a Vagineer for 3 turns!
The Sniper fires at Pyro, killing him!
The Xenotank tries to run over Soldier, but gets epic Equalizer smacked!
The Demomen charge at each other, causing a Demotomic Explosion that kills them both!
The Riflemen shoot at the soldier, grazing him for 12 damage!
The Chaosmancers use a Storm above the Engie's post, dealing 2157 damage to him and disabling his stuff!
The Creepers get tired and blow up the Engineer using 20 creepers!
Soldier gets epic rage, boosting his gain rate by 15%, with an extra 20% this turn!
