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hmmmmmm... interesting... ... ... send all but five tanks to siege lolcatia to the ground. also start production of deathhawks(the upgraded banshees) for the mercs.

I throw assorted poop at rick, his weapons, and Painis Cupcake.

I throw sonicheros's body at the soldier with a catapult.

*adds someone to my list of idiots to kill*

I then proceed to worship sonicheroes's dead body.

I attach chaos grenades to sonicheroes' body that explode when he hits the soldiers and restore health to chaos users.

Oh noes! I put on a priest's uniform, grab a holy book, then ressurect sonic...as a zombie. Still the same, just hungry for braiiiinnns....

is no one gonna try and stop my force of tanks from blowing lolcatia to kingdom come? LOL

Wave 2: Blue team!
Enemies:
Blue Heavy: DEAD
Blue Sniper: DEAD
Blue Engie: DEAD
Blue Scout: DEAD
Blue Pyro: DEAD
Blue Soldier: DEAD
Blue Spy: DEAD
Blue Medic: DEAD
Blue Demoman: DEAD
Enemies Status: Blu Team: Interviewing(85% to Lolcatia)
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Allies:
Damaged:
Critical:
Dead: sonicheroes95
Status:
Annoying(Warning):
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 100,000/100,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $13200($5400 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: $30000, 50% security

Defense force:
200/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
3/5 Missile Turrets
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Lv.1 Sentry
Lv.1 Dispenser
Attacking force:
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
33/40 Trolls (Flamer)
8/50 Main Battle Tanks
4/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)
32 Creepers(Normal Mode)
Support Force:
5/5 Chaosmancers (Apprentice)
36/80 King-fu Kittehs (White Belt)
30/30 Jedi (Padawan)
1/8 Assassins (Recluta)(3 Turns spawn)
Heroes:
Lv.2 Youtube Artist (1000 HP)(Comedian)
Lv.2 Engineer (2000 HP)
Lv.2 Meow Meow (1000 HP)
Lv.1 Aphla Commander Suit (3000 HP)
Lv.2 Sniper (1500 HP)
Lv.5 Xenotank (2,500 HP)
Lv.1 Super Solder(7500 HP)
Lv.1 Spy (150 HP)
Lv.1 Demoman (DEAD)
Lv.1 Ezio Auditore (1000 HP)
Lv.1 Heavy (3000 HP)

@godandd: You find...Heavy Weapons Guy?

Heavy: Ah, you are very nice, locals. I will tell comrades in red team to give help to you!

Heavy rushes out and shoots Soldier, killing him!

Heavy: You are dead. Not big surprise.

Well, now that Blue Team is dead, all those other actions go into the junk zone and you may prepare for the next wave.

D: yah just ignore me -.-

revive me? please?

I go bury all the dead bodies in the graveyard. They are starting to get stinky.

Since ressurecting sonic didn't work, I lop off his head and transfer his brain into an android's body.

After that, I start building a large stone wall at the 50% mark to lolcatia. The wall can house our forces to attack the enemy sooner, and also slow their progress.

yo idiots, it didn't work because the objective was completed before your action happened. try again before doing what you're doing. k thx bye.

hey, i'm not an idiot! besides, as an android, you'll be much stronger and faster! ...Though I don't think androids can use chaos powers. Small price to pay.