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Well great, we have the tank army, blu team back now. Nice going...

I read "Demon magic 101", and shed my earthly shell, then possess the super soldier.

DarthNerd:Hes mine to command
I upgrade SS to level 2 and send him off to battle.

WHY AM I BEING ATTACKED? What the hell did I do? Is it my infection? -Points at black exoskeleton- ...You're discriminating against me! How dare you! I've half a mind to sue lolcatia's pants off if you dont stop! -Meow meow defends me with his giant sword.-

Hey don't worry, he killed me instead of you.

Well, if he's going to kill me...He'll have to kill Meow Meow too. I bought him with cat food, so he's loyal to me!

While i'm at that, I rob some lolcatian citizens and buy some cat food to level up meow meow with.

*sigh* its funny how im holding my own against these things by myself while you're arguing while the infected march toward your city...

Wave 3: THE DCOR INFECTION... Part 1!
Enemies:
GeminiDelta: 14887 HP
10 DTanks
20 DCheezburgians
20 DYoutubians
20 DChanians
20 DTrollix
Progress: 5%
Status:
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Allies:
Damaged:
Critical:
Dead: sonicheroes95
Status:
Annoying(Warning):
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 184,000/184,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $5400($5400 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: $35000, 50% security

Defense force:
200/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
3/5 Missile Turrets
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Lv.1 Sentry
Lv.1 Dispenser
Attacking force:
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
40/40 Trolls (Flamer)
8/50 Main Battle Tanks
5/5 Bombers(Spawn:5 turns)
40 Creepers(Normal Mode)
Support Force:
5/5 Chaosmancers (Apprentice)
44/80 King-fu Kittehs (White Belt)
30/30 Jedi (Padawan)
1/8 Assassins (Recluta)(2 Turns spawn)
Heroes:
Lv.3 Youtube Artist (1000 HP)(Comedian)
Lv.3 Engineer (2500 HP)
Lv.3 Meow Meow (2000 HP)
Lv.2 Aphla Commander Suit (3500 HP)
Lv.3 Sniper (2000 HP)
Lv.7 Xenotank (25,000 HP)
Lv.2 Super Solder(10,000 HP)
Lv.11 Spy (300 HP)
Lv.1 Demoman (1750 HP)
Lv.2 Ezio Auditore (1500 HP)
Lv.2 Heavy (4000 HP)

@sonicheroes95: Paradox denied to avert repitition. However, we won't nuggetify your corpse if it makes you feel better.

The lances are much easier to throw now, hitting their mark and dealing 113 damage!

@Darkfire45: The creeprs start trying to flank the DCor!

@rick073: You kill several spare DCors, but spare an uninfected kitten.

@CommanderDude7: $7000 makes an upgrade to Bata.

@rivercrab01: You both have and don't have them.

@GeminiDelta: Dude...we have a FACTORY. He's kinda siding with us. That, and you're kinda an apocalyptic harbinger.

@DarthNerd: You become a spirit of possession, but SS is too strong-willed to possess!

@ericthat1: To force a Lv.3 upgrade costs $8000.

The units are too scared to attack!

i want my body back! i don't want a robot body, because then i can't use abilities that require chakra. *sighs* i take out Skyward Dragon, and slash tom to pieces, then take my corpse and flee Lolcatia, and join up with rick, taking with me any units i myself hired. (not Meow Meow, for obvious reasons)

Can i join? if so randomly throw rocks at whoever is attacking lolcatia

I start the dragon breeding. And don't tell me how much it costs because I already know what it is.

I possess the xenotank then! And blast all the DCor!(what ARE DCor?)

Uprgrade him to lvl 3

i locked the door... which is made of SOLID STEEL.

Using my new and improved beta suit I take the fight to the DTrollix with a gatling gun strike.