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I get Vengeance to take rick out and drop him.

TIME FOR MY ULTIMATE ATTACK!

I punch through the 4th wall of this Forum game into Memetia Legends, and pull out...a "Bakugami" grenade launcher with 99 grenades!

PC HERO STAT SHEET TIEM?

Name:GeminiDelta
Athlete:4
Mind:7
Body:7
Race:Ex-Dcor/Human
Armor: Lolcatian General's scale mail
Weapons Equipped:
"Bakugami" Grenade Launcher: 99 Grenades
Steel Meow-Meow sword (Robo has titanium now :3)

I DO GOOD? :3

unfortunately the red apc is already our general so uh yeah.

*sighs, and closes the hole in the forth wall with chaos control* please don't break that. it's valuable!

*Already has the grenade launcher and epic stat sheet* Thx bro. *Brofists sonic even though he's a traitor* ...How bout you come back to our side and we give you a human body again?

let me think about it... hell no. also, your Epic stat sheet is missing one thing. the ability to actually use that with-out cutting yourself in half.

Sonicheroes is a traitor, since when?

since you put me in a cyborg. have a nice death, because i have a... 'special' surprise planned for Lolcatia.

I scream in RAEG. Why? My weapon jammed.
Again.
So, fit of RAEG later, I plan my escape... I scream out to the enemy, "ure all ***ets!" and run, while bullets scream past me.
I repeat the insult several times at the enemy soldiers, calling in the Electric Elementals for an Static on the air forces, I also call for the Giant Magnifying Glass to cover me.
"BUUURN ***ETS BURRN." I yell that out also.

Is it that chaos desperation move you told me about in my profile comments?

Sonic, if you un-defect (?) We can give you another human body. This is all a misunderstanding. Please sonic...I dont wanna go 1v1 with you.
And MM's sword is in it's small size. I can't use the ETH strike like he can. :P

Wave 4: Traitor's Penance 1(rick073)
Enemies:
Rick073's Loki Heavy Mechsuit(9,000 HP)
Mobile Deep Impact Cannon (1000 HP)
15 Heavy Soldiers
50 ABTs
15 Blackawks
2 Flanking Blackawks
Progress: 35%
Status:
Resistances:
Weaknesses: Explosives
Neutrals:
Allies:
Damaged: Poobaloofa,
Critical:
Dead:
Status:
Annoying(Warning): Poobaloofa
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 300,000/300,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $45,600($10,400 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: $20,000, 10% security

Defense force:
200/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Lv.2 Sentry
Lv.1 Dispenser
Attacking force:
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
40/40 Trolls (Flamer)
8/50 Main Battle Tanks
5/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)
60 Supercharged Creepers(Normal Mode)
14/40 Arnies (Spawn: 3 Turns)
10/20 Spiders (Demonic)
Support Force:
80/80 King-fu Kittehs (White Belt)
30/30 Jedi (Knights)
6/8 Assassins (Recluta)(2 Turns spawn)
12/20 Frost Wyrms (Whelps)
4/10 Electric Elementals (Static)(6 Turns spawn)
4/10 Wind Elementals (Breeze)(6 Turns spawn)
3/10 Fire Elementals (Ember) (6 Turns spawn)
3/10 Ice Elementals (Chill) (6 Turns spawn)
Heroes:
Lv.4 Youtube Artist (1000 HP)(Comedian)
Lv.1 Robo Meow Meow (6000 HP)
Lv.3 Aphla Commander Suit (4000 HP)
Lv.2 Bata Commander Suit (4200 HP)
Lv.9 Xenotank (35,000 HP)
Lv.5 Super Solder(12,000 HP)
Lv.3 Ezio Auditore (2000 HP)
Lv.2 Hell Incarnate Vengeance (26,000 HP)
Lv.2 RED Team APC (30,000 HP)(General)
Lv.3 Karmacharger (10,000 HP) (x3)

@Darkfire45: You shoot down 3 Blackawks with a convenient hand-held gun!

@ichigo773: Yeah, but treatment got delayed.

@rick073: You close your gear's reflective visor, sending the beast recoiling back, with the railguns doing 4000 damage!

@CommanderDude7: You hit one of rick's railguns with a mortar, breaking it off and dealing 2000 damage!

@rivercrab01: BECAUSE PIE.

The lasers fail to break the ceramic armor of any one of the units!

@Bluydee: Vengeance is too bust recoiling from trying to Penance Stare itself.

@tom0000009: Sometimes I skim over the conversation parts. Also, I found it funnier to take it as you being oblivious to our actual bank account.

@GeminiDelta: NO! No fourth wall breaking! A proper defender must uphold the fourth wall at any cost! And besides, there ARE no humans in Memetia! At least not for players!

@ericthai1: Well, you can create miners that can either mine valuable materials or blow up units with mining charges for $2000.

@TheNameWithNoNumbers: The static disables the Blackawks's heat-seeking missiles, but the miniguns pinning SS down are still active.

ok now that i probably am in range, deploy the artilary and shell lolcatia to the ground

oh and charge the rail guns for a yamato shot at the beast. (im not gonna live for much longer i can tell -.-)

I see the artillery charging up.
SON OF A... BOSS!
I run towards the artillery, my chest heaving up and down. MemeDrenaline pumping through my veins. I call in the bombers towards the Blackhawks to give me cover. Once I get there, if I get there, I stop to take a breath first, and to eat the burger I saved... now I can understand why cats love this so much. No more. I must aim the artillery at another target... maybe...
Sonicheroes.